Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by antijoke, Nov 5, 2008.
Probably not a good idea to Nuke it, but I would quite like to tag it, like chairface in The Tick.
Make Ross and Brand Middle East peace envoys.
Make Clarkson press secretary.
Invade the UK.
Print billions of dollars and give them to the needy.
Make love on the White House lawn.
replace air force one with a giant armoured helium filled Zeppelin
Remove the legislation that allows FEMA to suspend Presidential power.
This was put in place in the case of an emergency but I can see it being used for more harm than good.
You do know that's now how the economy works, right?
Press the big red button
If I became president I'd turn the roads into giant bicycle lanes and cars would have car lanes at the side of the bicycle lanes.
If a president has the say in everything, why doesnt one president come out and say "There will be no more US presidential elections, permanently" >_>
Have a wan.....
How great would it be if at just that moment nothing happened other than every woman in the world went up to a double D.
Take the legal drinking age down to 7 and cronic would be made free on the NHS
Whatever the President says, Congress has to agree with otherwise it can't happen
Rape, Pillage and Plunder the world...With my bare hands.
That's a route to certain death
Move into the Playboy Mansion, visit Area 51, find out who shot JFK etc.
Surrender control to the English Queen, on one condition. That we get back and expand are empire...
Then would you go killing prostetutes
I would arrange tea with my lizard-man overlords.
Prosecute Bush and Blair for War Crimes, that would put the willies up 'em
Separate names with a comma.