So now you're president....

Clipsey · 5 Nov 2008 at 13:43

Ex-RoNiN said:
Whatever the President says, Congress has to agree with otherwise it can't happen

Exactly...

danielmp007 · 5 Nov 2008 at 13:46

make clarkson my second hand man, take a poo in the presidential toilet and give everybody on OCUK £100,000 tax free

Im nice like that...

shauncr91 · 5 Nov 2008 at 13:49

danielmp007 said:
make clarkson my second hand man, take a poo in the presidential toilet and give everybody on OCUK £100,000 tax free Im nice like that...

Damn, +1 life goal to list on the pooping thing

NickK · 5 Nov 2008 at 13:52

Have a buttons on my desk:

NUKE FROM ORBIT
PUNCH THEN IN THA OVARIES

I'd also have a long haired Lolcat just to complete the evil genius image..

Robosapien · 5 Nov 2008 at 14:07

Smoke a joint, then get an anxiety attack from the thought of actually having to do stuff other than climb a ladder...

Vonhelmet · 5 Nov 2008 at 14:10

Record a version of the fresh prince rap about how i became the prince of pennsylvania avenue.

gillywibble · 5 Nov 2008 at 14:11

Tell the banks to get stuffed. Then get shot.

Indy500 · 5 Nov 2008 at 14:14

Uphold the constitution, that would mean repealing these (just a few examples): Patriot Acts I and II, John Warner Defense Authorization Act.

Tunney · 5 Nov 2008 at 14:15

Go for a cultural rather than domination victory.

robgmun · 5 Nov 2008 at 14:15

Get all the playboy bunnies to relocate to the White House.

Ban Guns

Ban Rednecks

or kill 2 birds with one stone and nuke Texas

Vasquez · 5 Nov 2008 at 14:16

announce my conversion to islam

LordSplodge · 5 Nov 2008 at 14:19

Tell Britian that unless they ditch Labour and Gordon Brown like a hot potato they will nuke us!

Robosapien · 5 Nov 2008 at 14:28

Vasquez said:
announce my conversion to islam

lmfao

DampCat · 5 Nov 2008 at 14:30

Tunney said:
Go for a cultural rather than domination victory.

Hah!

Vasquez · 5 Nov 2008 at 14:32

Tunney said:
Go for a cultural rather than domination victory.

What a great game.

shauncr91 · 5 Nov 2008 at 14:39

Vasquez said:
announce my conversion to islam

Greenlizard0 · 5 Nov 2008 at 14:43

Pork wife on White House lawn. Sell it for millions.

DampCat · 5 Nov 2008 at 14:52

The lawn or the wife?

NickK · 5 Nov 2008 at 15:09

NickK said:
Have a buttons on my desk:

NUKE FROM ORBIT
PUNCH THEN IN THA OVARIES

I'd also have a long haired Lolcat just to complete the evil genius image..

Changed my mind.. get a hotter wife than the President of France..

ScarySquirrel · 5 Nov 2008 at 15:10

Get some high class prostitutes.