Some Friday humour please?
- Thread starter Wryel
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Why did Susie fall over?
Because somebody threw a fridge at her face.
Why did Susie sleep for a year?
Because somebody swapped her eyedrops with superglue.
Why did Susie dance?
Because somebody shot a machine gun at her feet.
Why did Susie smell?
Because somebody set her on fire.
Because somebody threw a fridge at her face.
Why did Susie sleep for a year?
Because somebody swapped her eyedrops with superglue.
Why did Susie dance?
Because somebody shot a machine gun at her feet.
Why did Susie smell?
Because somebody set her on fire.
This is what I was after - anymore?
The Ferrari formula 1 Team have fired their entire pit crew. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the government's "Get Back to Work" scheme and employ people from Liverpool.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the Liverpool/ Wirral area were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech gear.
It was thought to be an excellent, yet bold, move by the Ferrari management. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over every team.
However........ At the crew's first practice session, not only were the Liverpool pit crew able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for 8 bottles of Bud, 2 packs of Marlboro and some photos of Montoya's bird in the shower.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the Liverpool/ Wirral area were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech gear.
It was thought to be an excellent, yet bold, move by the Ferrari management. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over every team.
However........ At the crew's first practice session, not only were the Liverpool pit crew able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for 8 bottles of Bud, 2 packs of Marlboro and some photos of Montoya's bird in the shower.
keep it to Liverpool don't come over to the Wirral. 
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