Some help needed

[jpmonkey69]

get him a one piece snooker cue. It's more likely he'll hang onto it rather than a fence pole or drainpipe

 

[Kutter]

A pair of step ladders.

 

[Renni 95]

Perhaps a Notice board like:http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/0178114/Trail/searchtext>FILING+CABINET.htm

Under £8, it is 60cm high and 80cm wide, would be quite a challenge to carry.

Was just looking at this:
http://www.diy.com/diy/jsp/bq/nav.j...15165852,seeall,//catalog01/en_GB/categories<{9372016}%2fcategories%3C{9372053}%2fcategories%3C{9372281}&fh_view_size=150&fh_start_index=0&fh_location=%2f%2fcatalog01%2fen_GB%2fcategories%3C{9372016}%2fcategories%3C{9372053}%2fcategories%3C{9372281}%2fcategories%3C{9392125}&fh_eds=%C3%9F&fh_refview=lister&ts=1291063856498&isSearch=false