Some **** keyed my car

Happended to my BMW on my drive, Luckily caught the 3 musketeers on cctv and then paid a visit to their houses. Long story short got the front splitter and both wings sprayed and paid for.
 
Unlucky mate!

I'd be surprised if you can get it smart repaired, might be an expensive trip to the bodyshop :(
 
Had someone put self expanding foam up the exhuast of my car, caught the pricks on CCTV though. They won't be doing it again, put it that way ;)

Mysteriously my car got keyed again a couple of weeks later, looks like i'll be paying another visit since the police did absolutely nothing even when i did have CCTV footage of it being done.

I dont understand. What harsh punishment were they given that only lasted a couple of weeks?
 
Gutted for you mate as some **** has scratched me Shogun as well, O wait it was me off roading. :o
 
Did you roll him up in carpet and ditch his lifeless body by the side of the motorway ?

I ask because Viz says that all truck drivers are serial killers.

Were not all serial killers, just murder the occasional prostitute here & there.....

I spared him, but did get a visit from the local Constabulary, one interview later - with a PC stood behind me shaking & nodding where apt(!) - later, all was resolved.

Its self defence if they hit first,he did hit first.

(I may have omitted to say he hit my car first) ;)
 
Hi there

Feel for you.

Thankfully never had this happen to any my cars, touch wood it won't, don't know how I'd react if I saw someone doing it to mine, probably end up messy though.

All cars should take a leaf from Nissans book and paint them using the paint the GTR uses that self heals and it really does work too. :)
 
Swearies in video ;)

Yes, but apt for the context of the thread, and they have not hit me with the ban hammer (yet!)

Editied it just for you.

Anyway, is there anybody here who has not seen that film??? :p
 
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Yeah I know what it's like to have your car keyed!

No need for it, a man's car should never be messed with.
 
Not yet. This thing called New Year drunken haze got in the way.
I'll be booking it in to BMW for a service and some warranty work next week so I'll get them to quote me for a smart repair. If they are close in price to a 3rd party repairer I'll just get them to do it and save myself the hassle.
 
my old Golf was keyed on the driveway. I reckon it was the postman.

My Rover hasn't had anyone key it at all though :/

In the last house, we had our car for only about a week before it was keyed. The amount of key lines down it was phenomenal. I don't understand why so many scrotes think it's a good idea.
 
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