some lowlife tried to sexually assault my gf

[mad4jags]

You have zero idea of the position he was in at the time and why he felt helpless.

True......but I would have,at the very least,gone round to see her!There's always a way in an emergency.

 

[Spenty]

You're joking right?

Nope, super serious.

 

[SheepBeast]

Nope, super serious.

**** YOUR DELIBERATE AMBIGUITY