Someone wants my sexy body

Dirk Diggler · 9 Mar 2019 at 13:14

I just got this email this morning, could this be the Vixen I've been waiting for (apologies, Mrs String).

Should we talk?

Good Morning Am Irene by name 31 years old Single woman never married with no kids I am looking for someone who shares my goals, values, and aspirations in life. We do not need to have everything in common, but it is important to me that you are passionate about something. I want to be in a relationship with someone who thinks about the future and knows where they want to be 5, 10, and even 20 years from now. I am interested in someone who can bring out the best in me and who will always strive to be better. If you think that you can challenge me to be the best version of myself and are looking for someone who can do this for you, then let's talk.

fretted · 9 Mar 2019 at 13:17

Yes, what could possibly go wrong?

Dis86 · 9 Mar 2019 at 13:17

Can't blame her mate, she's only human. I think.

LabR@t · 9 Mar 2019 at 13:17

What are you waiting for man?

Go Go Go

Megahurtz400 · 9 Mar 2019 at 13:18

To be fair it doesn’t sound like she has any negatives, if that’s the sort of girl you’re after you should get in touch.

If not, at the very least it would be polite to reply and say that you’re actually after someone who brings out the worst in you and the sort of girl that stamps on your neck during sexy time.

andy_mk3 · 9 Mar 2019 at 13:18

Back of the net!

Dirk Diggler · 9 Mar 2019 at 13:18

I'm so shy, what do I say GD?

Dirk Diggler · 9 Mar 2019 at 13:19

Megahurtz400 said:
say that you’re actually after someone who brings out the worst in your and the sort of girl that stamps on your neck during sexy time.

Megahurtz right enough :eek:

Jono8 · 9 Mar 2019 at 13:21

String said:
I'm so shy, what do I say GD?

Tell her that your main passion is messing with people that send scam emails.

Feek · 9 Mar 2019 at 13:22

String said:
I just got this email this morning, could this be the Vixen I've been waiting for.

I thought @Vixen would be a bit older than that now and this doesn't sound like her.

Rannoch · 9 Mar 2019 at 13:23

A sexy 419 scammer

Gman · 9 Mar 2019 at 13:32

Just wait till Irene comes to visit.

Dirk Diggler · 9 Mar 2019 at 13:33

I've decided to play hard to get...

Who is this? How did you get my email address?

Rannoch · 9 Mar 2019 at 13:35

I wouldn’t reply. Unless you like spam

Ayahuasca · 9 Mar 2019 at 13:53

Cum on Irene

jsmoke · 9 Mar 2019 at 13:56

Sounds sincere, go for it.

Deleted member 77746 · 9 Mar 2019 at 14:37

oh hey there

bartledvd · 9 Mar 2019 at 14:42

He is trying to get us all involved in his and Mrs strings role play kinky date nights

let them spice up thier own love life

JBuk · 9 Mar 2019 at 14:46

Set up a new disposable email and reply

Something along the lines of

Hi Irene, I’m also 31 and single with no kids, which is a shame as I have a really good well paid job so I have lots to offer somebody, my uncle died recently and left me a lot of money in his will so I am looking to meet the right person to share this wealth with

Do you have a photo?

Diddums · 9 Mar 2019 at 14:51

String said:
I just got this email this morning, could this be the Vixen I've been waiting for (apologies, Mrs String).

Should we talk?

This:

If you think that you can challenge me to be the best version of myself