Spec me a car

[jon.bda]

There it is thats the one.

CAR COMES WITH DVD PLAYER AND 4 SCREENS BUILT IN TO THE DOOR CARDS

THE DOOR CARDS!?!?!?

 

[Steedie]

Over budget

I will give you some dollar towards it, as long as you promise to take me down Maccy D's on a Friday night and buy me a double cheeseburger each and every time we go through the drive thru

 

[DM]

Over budget

I'l lend you the rest at a tenner a week, get it bought

In fact **** it if you will drive it i will buy it

 

[Dale V]

THE DOOR CARDS!?!?!?

for wen u iz sidewaiz!

 

[Spamalot]

This

It is well much faster than your 530i blud, just check out that scoop, it adds 50 bhp. And my mate told me that the 316i is only a few seconds slower than an M3 from 0-60. WHAT'S A FEW SECONDS!?!?!

Plus I'm pretty sure that guy will take a packet of polos as part ex mate innit

Also mate, it has screens in the door, you'll have to dislocate your neck to watch your dodgy burns of Gavin and Stacey, but it is well worth it mate. IN THE DOORS!!

That is brilliant. I think the owner took "mate, you az to get a spoiler on dat ting" literally. I can't really see how it'd cause any more down force other than making the back end heavier, it's just spoiling it a bit more.

Mark; can we buy that with our £30 for the bloke in the other tread (that fox is now mocking!)?

 

[Steedie]

What do you mean? It looks awesome as a spoiler

I think the fact he's gone all out to match the paint makes it even better

 

[DM]

That is brilliant. I think the owner took "mate, you az to get a spoiler on dat ting" literally. I can't really see how it'd cause any more down force other than making the back end heavier, it's just spoiling it a bit more.

Mark; can we buy that with our £30 for the bloke in the other tread (that fox is now mocking!)?

No he needs a good car, this one looks a bit chavved to me

 

[Antipasti]

This

It is well much faster than your 530i blud, just check out that scoop, it adds 50 bhp. And my mate told me that the 316i is only a few seconds slower than an M3 from 0-60. WHAT'S A FEW SECONDS!?!?!

Plus I'm pretty sure that guy will take a packet of polos as part ex mate innit

Also mate, it has screens in the door, you'll have to dislocate your neck to watch your dodgy burns of Gavin and Stacey, but it is well worth it mate. IN THE DOORS!!

WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE FEEL THE NEED TO WRITE THE WHOLE ADVERT IN MASSIVE, CAPITAL LETTERS!

 

[Steedie]

WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE FEEL THE NEED TO WRITE THE WHOLE ADVERT IN MASSIVE, CAPITAL LETTERS!

CAUSE HE HAS TO SHOUT AS HE'S TRYING TO TALK OVER HIS EXTREMELY LOUD EXHAUST AND AWESOME BEATS YO'

 

[Janesy B]

Have I missed a lol thread?

 

[timmothy]

This is not fair, i am not a chav, i dont want a car with a big spoiler and i did not try to swap anything, but that does give me an idea, maybe i should try and give the seller something to sweeten the deal like a packet of polos

 

[Spamalot]

No he needs a good car, this one looks a bit chavved to me

A bit chavved? Never . Let's buy it for him and start a website about how he gets on.

 

[timmothy]

Well i found you an amazing car.
Within budget-check
Quick- well it is the sport lol
Perfect buy, i should be a car salesman

http://aberdeen.gumtree.com/aberdeen/29/65158829.html

 

[Steedie]

Well i found you an amazing car.
Within budget-check
Quick- well it is the sport lol
Perfect buy, i should be a car salesman

http://aberdeen.gumtree.com/aberdeen/29/65158829.html

Vauxhall

GTFO

 

[DM]

Nice wheels on that one.

 

[timmothy]

Nice wheels on that one.

Just like my Nissan, a mixture of lovely silver abd black, its all the rage with the kids of today

 

[jellybeard999]

This

I've seen that, it's local to me

Looks absolutely ridiculous, almost like he's tried to make it look like an Impreza

 

[jon.bda]

Well i found you an amazing car.
Within budget-check
Quick- well it is the sport lol
Perfect buy, i should be a car salesman

http://aberdeen.gumtree.com/aberdeen/29/65158829.html

Does it go faster with odd wheels?

Im selling my old run about which i stopped using a week ago.

Handy...it seems the guy also owns a scrapyard!

 

[hurfdurf]

Hi guys,

Right - I'm after a bit of flash in my life. I also want something thats not going to go wrong, has plenty of kit and is quick. Must be a good brand so girls think I am awesome.

I've got £135.20 and a packet of polos to spend!

Spec me a car, I dont want anything rubbish mind!

I kid you not, I am going to be making a thread just like the kind this is parodying for a friend after I get done with the sluttish Halloween girls tonight.

 

[Simon]

Rover 216 with a Honda engine