Spec me a car

Matt82 · 30 Oct 2010 at 21:21

saxo westcoast

Scania · 30 Oct 2010 at 21:21

High mile manual e39.

Oh wait....

TS7 · 30 Oct 2010 at 21:22

PORSCHE 206.

Matt82 · 30 Oct 2010 at 21:27

ARE EX 8IGHT

costs buttons. neighbours will think youre proper bo cos its so new and sporty. it drink like a sinking oil tanker but it was £21k new so because it was once so dear you can now justify having to have an esso rig as an escort for daily driving

WIN

Gib_Gib · 30 Oct 2010 at 22:05

Steedie said:
This

It is well much faster than your 530i blud, just check out that scoop, it adds 50 bhp. And my mate told me that the 316i is only a few seconds slower than an M3 from 0-60. WHAT'S A FEW SECONDS!?!?!

Plus I'm pretty sure that guy will take a packet of polos as part ex mate innit

Also mate, it has screens in the door, you'll have to dislocate your neck to watch your dodgy burns of Gavin and Stacey, but it is well worth it mate. IN THE DOORS!!

Not sure the number plate P DO will do you much on the kudos stakes, little too close to Paedo

Gaygle · 31 Oct 2010 at 02:38

DiamondMark said:
In fact **** it if you will drive it i will buy it

Omg, please do this. Please.

zipp0r · 31 Oct 2010 at 05:11

[TW]Fox;17683308 said:
Hi guys,

Right - I'm after a bit of flash in my life. I also want something thats not going to go wrong, has plenty of kit and is quick. Must be a good brand so girls think I am awesome.

I've got £135.20 and a packet of polos to spend!

Spec me a car, I dont want anything rubbish mind!

i have just zee thing! a merc for seventy five pounds! spend the change on petrol and a pizza!

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classif.../page/1/radius/1500/postcode/ln42sn?logcode=p

hurfdurf · 31 Oct 2010 at 08:07

hurfdurf said:
I kid you not, I am going to be making a thread just like the kind this is parodying for a friend after I get done with the sluttish Halloween girls tonight.

Nope, to drunk, will do it tomorrow.

Minxy · 31 Oct 2010 at 08:14

You clearly have not thought this through, for that amount you could keep some chick in McDonalds for a while and get her to chauffer you about.

Vita · 31 Oct 2010 at 10:24

Part ex your 530i and get a 530d.

IAmATeaf · 31 Oct 2010 at 10:39

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classif.../page/2/postcode/ha71nb/radius/1500?logcode=p tis a Merc, get a mattress in the back with the cash left over and you'll be set for picking up drunken people on Friday evenings, enough said.

[TW]Fox · 31 Oct 2010 at 10:39

Vita said:
Part ex your 530i and get a 530d.

Got rid of one 530d, dont want another

iaind · 31 Oct 2010 at 10:43

It's a bit over budget but there's absolutely no way this can cost anything other than fuel.....not a chance

http://pistonheads.com/sales/1949190.htm

After all, it's German, right?

Vita · 31 Oct 2010 at 10:47

[TW]Fox;17686167 said:
Got rid of one 530d, dont want another

I never would have thought.

Buy an Audi A4 2.0TDI Sline and put RS4 styling on it. And then remap it. Don't forget the A8 Alloys.

DM · 31 Oct 2010 at 10:47

iaind said:
It's a bit over budget but there's absolutely no way this can cost anything other than fuel.....not a chance

http://pistonheads.com/sales/1949190.htm

After all, it's German, right?

Thats enough to put you off buying cars for ever.

Overlag · 31 Oct 2010 at 10:49

[TW]Fox;17683308 said:
Hi guys,

Right - I'm after a bit of flash in my life. I also want something thats not going to go wrong, has plenty of kit and is quick. Must be a good brand so girls think I am awesome.

I've got £135.20 and a packet of polos to spend!

Spec me a car, I dont want anything rubbish mind!

focus RS Mk2 with the MP350 package... just up your street.

Jamauk · 31 Oct 2010 at 11:15

I'm sure you could get a good condition but high mileage Bugatti Veyron for that and if you negotiate well you'll probably be able to keep the polos!!

Michael Myers · 31 Oct 2010 at 11:59

Im pretty sure you can afford one of these

lot-11810-autoart-70901-bugatti-eb-16_4-veyron-1-18-scale-model-a-b-3401-p.jpg

The chicks will dig you when you tell them you have a veyron a home!

shifty_uk · 31 Oct 2010 at 12:08

[TW]Fox;17683308 said:
Must be a good brand so girls think I am awesome.

Just show them your overclockers post count. Instant pastry!

realscot · 31 Oct 2010 at 16:00

How about this http://aberdeen.gumtree.com/aberdeen/87/65648587.html
You could get it down to your price when I send you a copy of the 4 page MOT fail ticket I gave it about a month ago.
Point out how your impressed at how he has repaired key structural areas with fibre glass, or how the entire front bumper is held on with just two screws, or that the powerful GTi engine is slightly down on power with it only running on 3 cylinders. Another key discount fact, its listed as having 17inch alloys yet its running on steel wheels with mismatched sized tyres.