It might work, untill you throw up in front of them.
Throw up?
I'm reasonably sure I'd suffer a heart attack as my blood turns to delicious creamy chocolate cheese before then

It might work, untill you throw up in front of them.



300g cream cheese
250g mascarpone cheese
300ml extra thick double cream
600g white chocolate bar
500g Hobnobs
large Knob butter
2 pallets of strawberries
sugar
1) Smash the hobnobs up and add melted butterto form a base, allow to cool.
2) Next boil some water in a saucepan, turn heat of. Place glass bowl above water (making sure it doesn't touch). Place chocolate in and allow to melt. As little stirring as possible, once melted set aside and allow to cool slightly.
3)Take one pallet of strawberries and finely slice, place in a bowl and sprinkle 1 tablespoon of sugar over and leave for 30mmins or so.
4) beat the cream and cheese together. Then mix in the still melted but slightly cool chocolate.
5) Use half this mixture to cover the biscuit base. Then neatly arrange the strawberries on top and poor over any juice.
6)Spread the remaining mixture over.
7) With the remaining strawberries, blend in a blender, place in a saucepan with about 3 tablespoons of sugar (or to taste), bring to the boil and reduce by half (or until reasonably thick and syrupy). Strain through a sieve. Allow to cool
8)poor over the cheese cake. Place in fridge to allow it all to firm up.
Made this today, never had any saffron so made do with a cardamom and cinnamon syrup instead. Seperated them from the syrup at the end there so they dont go too soggy in the fridge, its a while until dinner time haha. Also excuse the crappy photo quality, phone cam ,_,
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I'm so ****ing hungry right now
Looks tasty.

) and demanded i make another


Will get pics later![]()