Hopefully you haven’t punched your screen through my reckless use of the ‘H-word’. Looking to go away somewhere in August for a week - criteria is fairly toasty, secluded pool based holiday with minimal activity other than ‘what’s for dins’ and rampant sex. Not touristy is ideal. Willing to pay ££££ (but not £££££). Europe and islands is probably the ideal destination. Sardinia, Croatia, that sort of thing. We’ll be wearing HVAC suits the whole time so consider coronavirus to be a non issue. Cheers.