Man of Honour
That's right, I did just create a spec me thread *folds arms*.
Some family members (masterminded by a certain uncle) pranked me this week and it was pretty convincing and everyone had a jolly good titty twist at my expense.
Now it's my turn, here's all you need to know to give me some ideas on how to execute a perfect prank:
1: He smokes at set intervals like clockwork, i.e., his smoking sessions are dubbed 'the 7 minute break'.
2: He is a sore loser, not to the point of throwing a fit but if anyone should dare to hint at his losing then he will essay out a reply justifying his 'non loss'.
3: He drives a Toyota Corolla (not sure why this matters but there you go).
4: He has very little hair and a shiny head, I take the mick regularly although I am not a baldist.
5: His wife and I are pretty close and so will be able to assist me in any pranks and is fully capable of playing along.
6: He is an accountant so is good with numbers, obviously.
7: He is a tea drinker.
8: He s a practical joker but can sometimes forget that a joke is running its course.
9: Is generally an all round nice guy (apart from the playing jokes part
).
So then, what do?!
My ideal prank would be to sneak up on him during a nighttime 7 minute break and put a sack over his head, bung him in a car and driv around the block and then everyone leave the car and let him sweat it out (leaving camera in the car recording) but I think this might be illegal ¬_¬
Edit*
What he did to me, in cliffs format:
* Asked me to help carry some dishes and things to and from a wedding hall and a house on Sunday and I drove a 2nd cousin's car.
* I pointed out various dents and scuffs on said car in the carpark to him and my cousin who then laughed it off, I thought nothing of it other than "woman driver!"!
* Monday morning I get a serious looking email with the heading "Your details please" from said cousin saying how her dad saw the damages and asked how they got there so she told him I drove it once and he then demanded my insurance details and that they wanted to not make a big deal about it.
* I replied back saying wtf and realised I had pictures from the wedding anyway where the car was visible (they didn't expect this) so I wrote out a highly technical email pointing out everything to the T with pics and annotations on how the damage was already there and that they can basically "do one".
* Another family member then replies to the email chain (I guess they were BCCd) saying something along the lines of "OMG you do not want to cross her dad! and then I'm more WTF because I've never spoken to the guy before and I'm being told he's a bit of a headcase - semi brix were being **** at this point because people that don't normally joke around with me with stuff like this are telling me this! At least I had evidence! Surely this is a misunderstanding!
* Emails and convos go to and fro for a whole day and my armpits are on fire before they decide to let me know that it was all a prank.
* I tell them I hate them all and that I will rape them in their sleep (not really).
* I plot my revenge.
Some family members (masterminded by a certain uncle) pranked me this week and it was pretty convincing and everyone had a jolly good titty twist at my expense.
Now it's my turn, here's all you need to know to give me some ideas on how to execute a perfect prank:
1: He smokes at set intervals like clockwork, i.e., his smoking sessions are dubbed 'the 7 minute break'.
2: He is a sore loser, not to the point of throwing a fit but if anyone should dare to hint at his losing then he will essay out a reply justifying his 'non loss'.
3: He drives a Toyota Corolla (not sure why this matters but there you go).
4: He has very little hair and a shiny head, I take the mick regularly although I am not a baldist.
5: His wife and I are pretty close and so will be able to assist me in any pranks and is fully capable of playing along.
6: He is an accountant so is good with numbers, obviously.
7: He is a tea drinker.
8: He s a practical joker but can sometimes forget that a joke is running its course.
9: Is generally an all round nice guy (apart from the playing jokes part
).So then, what do?!
My ideal prank would be to sneak up on him during a nighttime 7 minute break and put a sack over his head, bung him in a car and driv around the block and then everyone leave the car and let him sweat it out (leaving camera in the car recording) but I think this might be illegal ¬_¬
Edit*
What he did to me, in cliffs format:
* Asked me to help carry some dishes and things to and from a wedding hall and a house on Sunday and I drove a 2nd cousin's car.
* I pointed out various dents and scuffs on said car in the carpark to him and my cousin who then laughed it off, I thought nothing of it other than "woman driver!"!
* Monday morning I get a serious looking email with the heading "Your details please" from said cousin saying how her dad saw the damages and asked how they got there so she told him I drove it once and he then demanded my insurance details and that they wanted to not make a big deal about it.
* I replied back saying wtf and realised I had pictures from the wedding anyway where the car was visible (they didn't expect this) so I wrote out a highly technical email pointing out everything to the T with pics and annotations on how the damage was already there and that they can basically "do one".
* Another family member then replies to the email chain (I guess they were BCCd) saying something along the lines of "OMG you do not want to cross her dad! and then I'm more WTF because I've never spoken to the guy before and I'm being told he's a bit of a headcase - semi brix were being **** at this point because people that don't normally joke around with me with stuff like this are telling me this! At least I had evidence! Surely this is a misunderstanding!
* Emails and convos go to and fro for a whole day and my armpits are on fire before they decide to let me know that it was all a prank.
* I tell them I hate them all and that I will rape them in their sleep (not really).
* I plot my revenge.
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