Man of Honour
Wrap it up in fancy paper with a pregnancy kit.
Spec me a proposal.
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Some suggestions:
1. Bake it into a cake/cupcake.
2. Post it to your own address, in her name. Hand her the package like "oh, there's post for you", then do the deed when she opens it and realises what's going on.
3. When she comes home from work, hide in the house (having taken the day off without telling her). As she goes through her routine, pop out and smack her in the face while wearing it.
4. Insert it in your anus, and take a poop. Do a Randy Marsh-esque "OMG, come see this!".
5. Have a beer. You deserve it!
6. Make a small incision in your forearm, and insert the ring under your skin. Make a dramatic "can you feel this lump" act, before scratching, digging in, and pulling it out.
7. Doggy style coitus. Pull out, pretend you're finishing on her back, and throw the ring on there instead. Remark "Oh, that's weird!".
8. Pretend you've been abducted for ransom. Make the calls with a voice masking device, "no police" etc. Meet her at the designated drop point and propose. Bonus points if it's a McDonalds.
1. Bake it into a cake/cupcake.
2. Post it to your own address, in her name. Hand her the package like "oh, there's post for you", then do the deed when she opens it and realises what's going on.
3. When she comes home from work, hide in the house (having taken the day off without telling her). As she goes through her routine, pop out and smack her in the face while wearing it.
4. Insert it in your anus, and take a poop. Do a Randy Marsh-esque "OMG, come see this!".
5. Have a beer. You deserve it!
6. Make a small incision in your forearm, and insert the ring under your skin. Make a dramatic "can you feel this lump" act, before scratching, digging in, and pulling it out.
7. Doggy style coitus. Pull out, pretend you're finishing on her back, and throw the ring on there instead. Remark "Oh, that's weird!".
8. Pretend you've been abducted for ransom. Make the calls with a voice masking device, "no police" etc. Meet her at the designated drop point and propose. Bonus points if it's a McDonalds.
Man of Honour
Wedge it in your bum, then drop your trousers, bend over, show it to her a la ******, make a classic phone noise and shout "Ring ring! It's for you-hoo!"
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Soldato
Swallow it then sick it back up in front of her. Romance +++
[TW]Fox;18401326 said:Is this the girl youve known for like a few months?
Surely after the last marraige which spilled out into General Discussion when your wife hijacked your account you might want to take it steady for a few years
Thought it was the same chap, wasn't too sure because the Audi sig is missing
Associate
Kebab house, surounded by "mates" for the win.
Thought it was the same chap, wasn't too sure because the Audi sig is missing
I think the last wife took his Audi
Soldato
have you asked her dads permission first?
Didn't your last wife rob you blind and ran off with your goods?
So you respond by proposing almost immediately to a stranger. Crazy man.
Man of Honour
Like this:
and tell her you want her babies.
and tell her you want her babies.
What is wrong with you?
I'm an old romantic.
200BC old eh?
Ooh, good plan - spend a few weeks in the workshop crafting yourself a club. Craft the ring into the surface just so, and if you get the moment & inertia of your swing just right you'll embed it into her skull with minimal lasting brain damage. She won't be able to refuse!*
*Intelligibly
Man of Honour
Don't mess around just get down on one knee and ask her. It’s supposed to be romantic not some silly comedy sketch.