Man of Honour
If you have any wallpaper in your house, you could do this:
i) Wait until she's not there for a while.
ii) Scrape off the wallpaper from one wall.
iii) Write the proposal on the wall with something really permanent, something that will seep into the plaster.
iv) Put up new wallpaper that's exactly the same as the old wallpaper, so that when she comes back she doesn't realise it's been changed.
v) A couple of days later, say you're going to redecorate and ask her to help you scrape off the wallpaper.
Actually, that's not as stupid as I thought it was when I initially had the idea. It would make a memorable proposal.
i) Wait until she's not there for a while.
ii) Scrape off the wallpaper from one wall.
iii) Write the proposal on the wall with something really permanent, something that will seep into the plaster.
iv) Put up new wallpaper that's exactly the same as the old wallpaper, so that when she comes back she doesn't realise it's been changed.
v) A couple of days later, say you're going to redecorate and ask her to help you scrape off the wallpaper.
Actually, that's not as stupid as I thought it was when I initially had the idea. It would make a memorable proposal.


but I think this is a bad idea haha.. just funny.