Spec me an excuse

sanaxe1 · 14 Oct 2010 at 19:34

Say you was walking by but fell over into lots of mud , his wife seen you and invited you in for a drink while she washed your clothes.

Firenze · 14 Oct 2010 at 19:36

the classic "I fell over... into your wife. A lot... Just couldn't catch a break!"
or of course
"This isn't where I parked my car!"

weescott · 14 Oct 2010 at 19:39

"The Doc just told me I have syphilis and I confided in your wife"

mrk · 14 Oct 2010 at 19:40

sanaxe1 said:
Say you was walking by but fell over into lots of mud , his wife seen you and invited you in for a drink while she washed your clothes.

And polished your pole and at the end of it you gave her a protein shake ^_^

West · 14 Oct 2010 at 19:42

Obvious Troll is obvious.

me227 · 14 Oct 2010 at 19:46

naefeart said:
[surprised_mode]

'This is not my wife!'

[/surprised_mode]

Fixed. Just incase you get caught in the act!

Kutter · 14 Oct 2010 at 19:50

worst im etting laid thread ever

Redz · 14 Oct 2010 at 19:54

doofski said:
worst i'm not getting 250 posts any time soon thread ever

fixed

-BA- · 14 Oct 2010 at 20:02

Permaban this **** for just being an oxygen thief....imo

FatBoyObese · 14 Oct 2010 at 20:04

doofski said:
worst I'm getting laid thread ever

Worst lying about getting laid thread ever.....I mean come on, He's not big enough to satisfy her and he can only manage once a night......so are you hung like a stallion and an all night chap OP.....Talk about bigging yourself up LOL

*Moangroan* · 14 Oct 2010 at 20:04

what a waste of skin.

Fuzz · 14 Oct 2010 at 20:08

This thread rings a bell

Grandmaster Fap! · 14 Oct 2010 at 20:11

"Jesus! thank god you came back, she's raping me!!!!....from underneath"

Deleted member 651465 · 14 Oct 2010 at 20:12

EVH said:
Do you live under a bridge?

Tom0 said:

ojrules · 14 Oct 2010 at 20:47

naefeart said:
[surprised_mode]

'This is not my house!'

[/surprised_mode]

[FnG]magnolia · 14 Oct 2010 at 20:57

Thesaff said:
I am having an affair with my best friends wife at the moment.

No, no you're not.

We have not been caught yet

And won't be because you're lying.

but i would like an excuse for being round his house when he is not supposed to be there.

No, no you don't. See above.

She tells me he isnt big enough to satisfy her and can only do it once in a night, so she is really hot for it.

Does she? Does she really? Hint - no, she doesn't.

Any help would be much appreciated

You are welcome!

Thumpsta · 14 Oct 2010 at 21:03

I don't believe you!!

FatBoyObese · 14 Oct 2010 at 21:10

[FnG]magnolia;17575465 said:
snip

Thanks for that....just sprayed a mouthful of coffee over my screen

*walks quickly to kitchen to get Bounty towel*

Spec me an excuse

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