Spiders > Conkers or am I Bonkers?

[Edrof]

This. They are called HOUSE SPIDERS for a reason

Someone needs to tell this to the house spiders that infest my garden and fast! They're doing it wrong!

 

[Slogan]

I've had two conkers in my room for about a year now and the spider count has rapidly dropped. Seems to work although I was skeptical myself.