Star Wars Virgin

platypus · 25 May 2007 at 12:11

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6680279.stm

This actually made me laugh on quite a few occasions, having seen the films so many times its kinda weird to think that there might be those out there who haven't.

It's a good transcript, well worth a skim!

MrSix · 25 May 2007 at 12:14

I've not seen star wars, or lord of the rings, or harry potter.

I hate sci-fi / fantasy.

Shadez · 25 May 2007 at 12:16

MrSix said:
I hate sci-fi / fantasy.

isnt this one of those wierd board rules that get you banned. ?

how can you be a ocuk member and not like sci-fi?

platypus · 25 May 2007 at 12:19

Star Wars never really struck me as being sci-fi, although I know it is. With the budget effects and such, I always thought of it as being tongue in cheek. Of course the latest trilogy has ruined it, but the original? Alec Guiness in his vaseline'd landspeeder ***!

nade · 25 May 2007 at 12:20

haha, anyone think the guy watching it typed this thing up himself!?.....

5.55
It emerges that Darth can not only kill a man with one hand but also that he wants the plans to the Death Star back. Now.

InvaderGIR · 25 May 2007 at 12:22

Never watched Star Wars, sat down, wondered what was currently on (asked family), got up and left. Personally I think star wars is poop...especially the new ones.

InvG

MrSix · 25 May 2007 at 12:25

Shadez said:
isnt this one of those wierd board rules that get you banned. ?

how can you be a ocuk member and not like sci-fi?

I also don't have pale skin, a nerdy voice, glasses, ankle swinging jeans and black 'vans' skate shoes with white socks

divine` · 25 May 2007 at 12:25

InvaderGIR said:
Never watched Star Wars...Personally I think star wars is poop...especially the new ones.

InvG

...so, how do you know what it's like if you've never watched it? Could you tell me how you do it please? It would save me a lot of money at the cinema if I knew what all the films were like before I saw them.

platypus · 25 May 2007 at 12:25

MrSix said:
I also don't have pale skin, a nerdy voice, glasses, ankle swinging jeans and black 'vans' skate shoes with white socks

God, you must be cool!

surfsquid · 25 May 2007 at 12:29

by the look of him you wouldn't have guessed:

SB118 · 25 May 2007 at 12:30

MrSix said:
I also don't have pale skin, a nerdy voice, glasses, ankle swinging jeans and black 'vans' skate shoes with white socks

Hmm, not just a suspension, but a permaban for dessert?

Hellsmk2 · 25 May 2007 at 12:32

It's quite obviously faked in parts - Too many references boiling down to "Oh and then Darth appeared - wonder if he killed Luke's father?!?"

Anewbe4u · 25 May 2007 at 12:34

InvaderGIR said:
Never watched Star Wars, sat down, wondered what was currently on (asked family), got up and left. Personally I think star wars is poop...especially the new ones.

InvG

So you are basing the fact its poop on what exactly?

divine` · 25 May 2007 at 13:04

1.40
Oh, this is complicated - the writing on the screen is going too fast and I have to rewind to read the opening caption.

How in god's name do you get a job as a BBC journalist when you can't even ****ing read? :confused:

The_KiD · 25 May 2007 at 13:11

lol

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The cats have guns and they've killed R2-D2, the brutes!

Jezza101 · 25 May 2007 at 13:44

I always thought it was kinda average.

Gilly · 25 May 2007 at 13:46

MrSix said:
I've not seen star wars, or lord of the rings, or harry potter.

I hate sci-fi / fantasy.

How do you know if you haven't watched the best ones?

alexthecheese · 25 May 2007 at 14:08

divine_madness said:
How in god's name do you get a job as a BBC journalist when you can't even ****ing read?

He's being purposefully facetious.

divine` · 25 May 2007 at 15:04

There's being facetious and there's coming across as a retarded bell end. I know which end of the scale that article made me view him as.

"andy" · 25 May 2007 at 15:33

MrSix said:
I've not seen star wars, or lord of the rings,
I hate sci-fi / fantasy.

same here

ive seen bits of star wars but never anywhere near a full film. i watched half the first lord of the rings and walked out halfway through :eek: