Stupid things you've seen at work

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Occured to me this morning that a thread like this might have potential, especially for those in work today.

What stupid things have you seen happen at work? I'll also allow the journey in and from work as well. You can use the thread to be funny or vent frustration depending on how you feel.

So to kick it off I've got two:

1) There's a guy at my work who's technically challeneged. He has a mobile with an old fashioned ringer and a desk phone with a modern high pitched beep.

A couple of times now his mobile has rang and he's reached for his desk phone by mistake. The trouble is he doesn't realise the mistake and starts frantically saying "Hello Hello?!" only to be greeted by a dial tone. Thing is he's answering, speaking and hanging up between rings so every time he hangs up the desk phone his mobile rings again and he does the same thing again! Leads to a bit of a chuckle in our part of the office.

2) On the way into work I usually get the plonkers who'd rather cycle on the busy pavement than the empty cycle lane dodging past me. The other morning I saw someone using the cycle lane but in the wrong direction, so he was cycling into on coming traffic. Suffice to say he jumped quickly when he saw how close the oncoming lorry was to the curb!

So what about you guys, got anything good?
 
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SunaseIPs said:
People who aren't quick enough to alt and tab from their dodgey websites when I walk in.

u want windows key and M u dont want to flick to a dodgey pop up from the dodgey site

i work as an IT technician in a primary school and the teachers are not technicaly minded at all. some of the thing u have to do. some one came to me saying this usb wont plug in, ofc they were trying to pplug it in upside down.

another was on the hp desktop printers were u have a slidy thing for which size paper u want, it was 3/4 the way along and they were saying it wont go any further to fit in A4, so i go in and find that they were sliding it right instead of left.

i have lots more but could fill the thread. some people are really dumb when it comes to technology and do not think at all
 
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People falling off their chairs is always funny...

Was talking about this one a few minutes ago, but a year or so ago they were trying to make us all use sports caps on our drinks so they didnt spill... And someone was getting on my case about my bottle, yet they had a bottle of coke on their desk, so I though "right I'll show him" plopped a sports cap on his bottle then thought, ha I'll shake it up so when he opens it he gets a mouthfull (obviously the physics area of my brain wasnt awake yet) and I shook the bottle vigourously, only for the sports cap to pop open and a huge plume of coke to rise up out of the bottle hitting the ceiling. So theres me sat there with coke all over the computer, with it dripping from the ceiling onto the monitor. Cue legging it to the toilet for bog roll.
 
I saw a royal rumble involving about 6 birds this morning in the park on the way to work.

It was awesome, not sure what they were, but of the 6 birds involved there were about 3-4 different types. Loads of noise and hovering and pouncing. Best thing I have seen all week.

utajoker said:
u want windows key and M u dont want to flick to a dodgey pop up from the dodgey site

I did not know that, I always use the 'Show Desktop' button in the quick launch bar which is tiny. Thanks :)
 
Oh as for other funny things. I started work with 3 other guys 2 years ago and we are all really good mates, but we tend to play a few practical jokes on each other.

A couple of weeks ago I got a cup of mouldy coffee and placed it on top of my mates drawers under his desk, then I selleotaped it to the inside of the top drawer. When he got back I waited for ages and ended up just saying "Dan, what do you keep in your top drawer?"
He opened it and pretty much ruined everything inside the drawer.
 
2 days ago some one messed up a water pipe in our front car park at work. The whole place was flooded and it's still closed off now. I did have a picture but mental illustration will have to do for now.
 
Couple of years ago one of the yong lads in our store dropped a 42 inch plasma TV, which had just been sold to a customer, the TV had a lovely cracked panel after that..
 
I replied to the wrong email last night before I went home saying I had taken a copy of their database and the reply went to one of the banks by mistake. All hell broke loose, alarm bells ringing, panic emails from them around the world about their confidential data, voicemails, people getting up in the night etc and I wander in oblivious to it all this morning :D
 
johntmanic said:
Im a structural engineer and ive seen a fellow worker measure something off his monitor screen with a ruler? He shouldve been sacked for that really!
Yeah but sometimes when you're putting a drawing together, especially with some older systems, the computer lies to you and says a dimension is correct when the drawing is clearly out of proportion. I've done the old ruler on the screen trick to double check it before :p
 
Jonny69 said:
I replied to the wrong email last night before I went home saying I had taken a copy of their database and the reply went to one of the banks by mistake. All hell broke loose, alarm bells ringing, panic emails from them around the world about their confidential data, voicemails, people getting up in the night etc and I wander in oblivious to it all this morning :D

I bet you were popular !!
 
When girls were getting married we used to tie them to a post in our toilets and they'd be surrounded by about 30 urinals and of course you would turn around without putting your willy away.

To be honest I've worked on factories for 33 years and I could write a novel.
 
Some really short fat kid with ADHD (Is that right??) went ballistc, threw a chair at a kid with a broken leg, threw a calculator at the teacher and told her to **** off, the ripped his shirt off and ran half naked around the school and had to be rugby tackled by a teacher on the school field!!

Im in stitches just thinking about this memorable day!!

No swearing

Gilly
 
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Jonny69 said:
Yeah but sometimes when you're putting a drawing together, especially with some older systems, the computer lies to you and says a dimension is correct when the drawing is clearly out of proportion. I've done the old ruler on the screen trick to double check it before :p

An you think its going to be the same scale?

KaHn
 
Jonny69 said:
Yeah but sometimes when you're putting a drawing together, especially with some older systems, the computer lies to you and says a dimension is correct when the drawing is clearly out of proportion. I've done the old ruler on the screen trick to double check it before :p

Surely your not being serious :eek: ;)
 
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