Yep, that's usually the only useful thing anyone ever says... It's like talking to Apple support - "You're clearly not holding the iPhone in the right way, then!!". Yes, it's utterly impossible, yes I should be dead, yes I'm lying and secretly chowing down five dozen Crispy Cremes every meal, yes I'm grossly misreading '350cal' on the packet, yes all the other responses... and not once have any such responses convinced me, especially on here. I'm more interested by those that explore the reasosn why certain foods and lifestyles lend themselves more to weight gain/loss/neither, given how I used to be fairly underweight until I quit smoking, but again I'm sure smoking has no actual effect either... It wasn't easy and I was hungry and moody for a lot of it, but I obviously survived - 350, plus 128 in sugared coffee. I doubt they'd actually pay me. OK, so at most that's 1,000 cals.... No need to even count, it was right there on the packet.