Summer Transfer Window 22/23

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If that's true, good business for Everton, but can they replace him, can't rely on wet noodle DCL. He's more interested in shaving his armpits and putting his make up on.
 
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Breaking news:

Banterchester United have signed a LB. Dutch international player, formerly played in Mick Mouse League in Disney Land. A steal at only £100 million. Social media is awash with rumours of a 5 LB formation; a new Pep Guardiola is in town. A team full of defenders, and Harry Maguire.
 
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Breaking news:

Banterchester United have signed a LB. Dutch international player, formerly played in Mick Mouse League in Disney Land. A steal at only £100 million. Social media is awash with rumours of a 5 LB formation; a new Pep Guardiola is in town. A team full of defenders, and Harry Maguire.
Has your kid taken over your account or something? I don't remember your posts being this dumb before.
 
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Probably should have been posted in the banter thread, although agree better if had just been left in the school playground.
 
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Breaking news:

Banterchester United have signed a LB. Dutch international player, formerly played in Mick Mouse League in Disney Land. A steal at only £100 million. Social media is awash with rumours of a 5 LB formation; a new Pep Guardiola is in town. A team full of defenders, and Harry Maguire.
My word, that is a **** poor attempt at being funny. I wouldn’t be surprised if Baz prunes it to save your embarrassment.

Please stay away from the jokes.
 
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My word, that is a **** poor attempt at being funny. I wouldn’t be surprised if Baz prunes it to save your embarrassment.

Please stay away from the jokes.

I don't think it's broken any rules. And it's not as embarrassing as some of the things you've written on this forum. So you didn't find it funny? Who cares? I don't.
 
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The funny thing is you posted almost the same thing a few days ago, nobody reacted to it so you decided to double down

I genuinely don't remember that, not that I have to justify posting on here. But I'll go and check my history.
 
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I genuinely don't remember that, not that I have to justify posting on here. But I'll go and check my history.

Nope, can't see it.

But sure, you keep lapping up the MUFC mediocrity :) laughing stock of the world.
 
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Ok, let's not derail the thread. Sigma hasn't broken any rules, he's just being a bit silly. He does that sometimes.
 
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We are properly hanging this Jesus deal out.

Just announce it and crack on with more signings ffs. Taken all the fun out of it. We could lose out on Tielemans to Utd if reports are to be believed. Just dragging our feet now. The cynic in me says there’s no money left.
 
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Nope, can't see it.

But sure, you keep lapping up the MUFC mediocrity :) laughing stock of the world.

What mediocrity?

We have new people running the club in Arnold and Murtough (for the Glazers, admittedly).

We've appointed a highly rated manager with a strong track record, who offers something a bit different.

We're currently pursuing transfer targets for that manager. The main target being one of the most esteemed midfielders in the world. The other targets seem fine to me.

If we don't sign anyone and ETH is a disaster then by all means have a moan, but give them a chance.
 
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