Supermarket Comedy Fail
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A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of fresh hay.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.
I don’t buy toilet paper there any more.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of fresh hay.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.
I don’t buy toilet paper there any more.
Soldato
I don't get the OP 
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Soldato
then I was like
I don't get the OP
This may help
A hugely obese girl working at the checkout said to me 'I'm really sorry about the weight...' and before I could stop it my razor wit instantly retorted 'That's alright love, I've seen much fatter people than you' with a big, stupid grin. Looks like I'll be shopping elsewhere in future.
Soldato
I don't get the OP
Seriously? Or just foolin'
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I got thrown out of B&Q the other day.
I was in the garden section and the bloke asked me if I wanted decking, so I thought I'd get the first punch in
I was in the garden section and the bloke asked me if I wanted decking, so I thought I'd get the first punch in
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As an actual story, when I left school I worked at a supermarket for a few months.
I'd been stacking shelves and noticed a guy standing looking at stuff.
Went over, asked if he needed a hand with something only to realise as the words left my mouth that one of his arms was missing below the elbow and the other at the wrist.
Foot firmly in mouth.
He wet himself laughing and just said he was waiting on his helper but thanks for the offer.
I'd been stacking shelves and noticed a guy standing looking at stuff.
Went over, asked if he needed a hand with something only to realise as the words left my mouth that one of his arms was missing below the elbow and the other at the wrist.
Foot firmly in mouth.
He wet himself laughing and just said he was waiting on his helper but thanks for the offer.