Soldato
"Alice in Wonderland Syndrome
AIWS is a neurological condition that causes distorted visuals that make objects appear either much smaller (micropsia) or larger (macropsia) than they are. It's a temporary condition that's often associated with migraines, although it can also be caused by brain tumors and hallucinogenic drugs."
Damn, I've experienced this a few times, mostly when I was young. Nice to know it's recognised.....probably.
Don't all women have fish odour syndrome?
I think I'd go for synesthesia. It sounds cool.