Soldato
What instrument does a pirate play?
A GUITARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Nay I prefer the SitARRRRRRRRR!
What instrument does a pirate play?
A GUITARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Aye! And fer that, ye'll be needin' WinRAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

"parley?"
What's the smelliest part of a pirate ship?
The poop deck.
Methinks it's time to walk the plank............