Talking to a girl for the first time

[Silly Goose On The Loose]

Hi all,

I know I'm gonna regret this but...

I've noticed this really beautiful girl at my college and I can't get up the courage to talk to her (yeah I know, I'm pathetic). When I actually start talking it's fine but just approaching is tough.

For example, today I saw her with her friend and I kept making excuses, like she won't like me, she's busy with her friend, etc.

What can I do to make myself approach her?

 

[TaKeN]

Show her your best elephant impression, gets them every time.

 

[Captain]

'Hey, you are really beautiful, mind if we chat'?

 

[Errol]

I'll get my popcorn.

 

[Muz333]

Has anyone ever won the lottery without buying a ticket? No.

If you talk to her it may lead somewhere. Or she may shoot you down. Big deal. You won't know unless you ask.

 

[cheesyboy]

Next time you're buying a coffee, buy an extra one

Then, when you see her, spill it on her shoes.

 

[MooMoo444]

"Wanna come home and see my collection of Gundam figures? Afterwards we can watch Dragon Ball Z."

 

[Kosmiche]

Next time you're buying a coffee, buy an extra one

Then, when you see her, spill it on her shoes.

"you stupid ****, these shoes cost £99"

 

[tom_e]

"Yo my size! I beg ya talk to me, nomsayin?"

With the obligatory snap back cap, little man bag and your best G strut.

While cradling your groin with one hand down your trackies.

 

[Moothead2]

"Wanna come home and see my collection of Gundam figures? Afterwards we can watch Dragon Ball Z."

Pretty sure that only works with Magnolia =/.

 

[Nutella33]

Show her your Pokeballs.

 

[Errol]

'Yo, bitch!'

 

[HecFam]

Ask her to join your guild on wow.

 

[Dr Who]

Could go with the Richard (Richie) Richard Approach and compliment her blouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzWYfIBkHHs 6.50 onwards

Seriously though, confidence and discussing a subject she is interested in with sincerity is the best approach.

 

[Zefan]

You need to fool her in to thinking it was by accident, by purposefully putting yourself in situations where you will be forced to interact. Anything else is weird to be honest unless you're in a bar, and even then there's a chance it might still be weird if you're weird about it.

 

[kaptainmarc]

just walk up to her and say hey I was wandering if you would like to go out sometime, you'll either get shot down in a blaze of fire or it'll work out well and you'll go on a date together.

Yes its scar, everyone gets nervous but a 50/50 chance is a good bet.

if she says no, pr0n is your friend for life

 

[-Mike-]

Hi all,

I know I'm gonna regret this but...

I've noticed this really beautiful girl at my college and I can't get up the courage to talk to her (yeah I know, I'm pathetic). When I actually start talking it's fine but just approaching is tough.

For example, today I saw her with her friend and I kept making excuses, like she won't like me, she's busy with her friend, etc.

What can I do to make myself approach her?

Do you realise you've thrown yourself to the wolves ?

 

[ttaskmaster]

Find a friend who knows her and have them introduce you at a time when you 'happen' to be passing.
A simple, "Hey, [Girl] how ya doing? Oh, you know Alec here, right? He's the [doer of something interesting]". Shake hands with her and take it from there.

 

[cheesyboy]

Do you realise you've thrown yourself to the wolves ?

Good suggestion, I do love these chat up lines.

What's the punchline - something about a pack, or howling or...... red riding hoods?

 

[srobrien]

Tell her you got your chat up lines from guys in a forum dedicated to building computers.