Text a toastie

Begbie · 8 Nov 2010 at 21:48

FREE TOAST!

I thought free water from them outside a club was like a miracle. It certianly felt like a miracle and she was hot!!

BloomerzUK · 8 Nov 2010 at 21:54

Cheese and Tomato for me please!

eGu_Ryan · 8 Nov 2010 at 21:56

Sounds like a win:win situation really. They get to talk about God to you, and you get a free toastie.

This thread has got me wanting a cheese toastie.

sanaxe1 · 8 Nov 2010 at 21:56

Really good idea for a new front for my drug business. Thanks.

Azza · 8 Nov 2010 at 21:57

Begbie said:
FREE TOAST!

I thought free water from them outside a club was like a miracle. It certianly felt like a miracle and she was hot!!

They used to give out tea and toast up at our SU but they had to stop because of Health and Safety! Now they give out water and flip flop things to girls!

TheCenturion · 8 Nov 2010 at 21:58

Azza said:
Quite an amazing yet weird thing.

Christian union posted leaflets a few days a go saying they would be doing a text a toastie thing. Basically just text a number say what house you're in and what flavour toastie you want and they make it for you and bring it round!!

Just had a chocolate spread one and it was immense! Thank you Christians.

RIP Man

Biohazard · 8 Nov 2010 at 21:59

This is exactly what big dave meant with big society.

Text a toastie.

Wonder if they will deliver to the looming work gangs?

p4radox · 8 Nov 2010 at 22:07

The CU does that here too. It's a fantastic service. :cool:

kibblerok · 8 Nov 2010 at 22:23

Triads money laundering

You now owe them a favour or you'll lose your legs.

Vonhelmet · 8 Nov 2010 at 22:29

bloodiedathame said:
Christians are lol

Why, has someone told them a joke?

TheVoice · 8 Nov 2010 at 22:52

When I was at uni, a new church came round all the flats in halls with big baskets of packets of biscuits. A few of us answered the door, politely took one, only to be told "There's clearly more than one of you, so at least take a few!". No preaching, no jesus talk, just wanted to say hi and let us know they were there. We were very thankful and off they went to the next one.

That's the sort of religious stuff I can respect. No jamming it down your throat.

VFM Addict · 8 Nov 2010 at 23:01

Since when did the Lord's Prayer change to, "Give us each day our daily toastie" ? Hope they've changed the, "and deliver us from evil" bit too. I never did like that bit. I like a bit of evil.

Django x2 · 8 Nov 2010 at 23:03

Our local one does tea and toast for those revellers coming back from town late.

sigma · 8 Nov 2010 at 23:05

Azza said:
Haha no Jesus talk, the girl just rang the door bell handed it over and said have a good night.

Completely free!!

WHAT?!?!?!?!?! :mad:

We have to ask them a question.

Felix Da Housecat · 8 Nov 2010 at 23:06

Azza said:
Haha no Jesus talk, the girl just rang the door bell handed it over and said have a good night.

What so some girl gave you some toastie and then left?

Pics or I call BS.

(pics of the girl not the toastie)

ordinaryjoe · 9 Nov 2010 at 13:37

Lakeland said:
A toastie and a ten minute jesus talk, no thanks.

Wow... the OP definitely mentioned 10 minutes of 'Jesus talk' didn't he :rolleyes:

bloodiedathame · 9 Nov 2010 at 13:43

vonhelmet said:
Why, has someone told them a joke?

In a way, yes.

HamZilla · 9 Nov 2010 at 13:53

Steeps said:
You text a number and a girl comes to your door... and with a sandwich too?

Aah now if only it had been her pasty..

gillywibble · 9 Nov 2010 at 14:00

Surely there's some sort of religious contract involved?

bloodiedathame · 9 Nov 2010 at 14:05

Deliver us from temptation < Deliver temptation (om nom nom).