The +20 BHP power resister of justice

I love these type of ebay listings :p


But on a serious note, i fitted one of these to my calculator and i can tell you now that pi ends in a 3






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ROFL!!

One of the questions at the end:
I am considering a POWER RESISTOR OF JUSTICE, is this compatable with the POWER DIODE OF HILARITY and the POWER CAPACITOR OF NEUTRALITY that I have fitted to my 1991 Rover Metro? Also, will a POWER RESISTOR OF JUSTICE boost the power of my headlamps?

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Burnsy
 
hi mate, i currently have a mercedes C220 but have the C270 2.5 V6 engine fitted, capable of 0-60Mph in 3 beans and a racoon! it currently has 4000 Bhp. i am hoping to increase this figure dramatically to beat my mates corsa wi lexus lights, 6Ft zorst, neons and stereo with 500 Subs in it. this car is very fast and running at 60000BHP. i can only hope that the POWER RESISTOR OF JUSTICE will aid me in this quest to beat this corsa, which i must add is a very classy car. paymet will be a while though as i need my Giro to clear beacuae i spent it all on a huge bodykit and spoiler, which on a passing note added 400Bhp to my Mercedes. all i need to know is if the resistor will work, many thanks, andy.
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Pure comedy. :)
 
OK, own up. Who was it that asked for three?

t has been insinuated on the Overclockers.co.uk Motor forums that this listing is a joke and complete farce, could you please clarify for those nitwits that this is the HARDCORE real deal and that their scepticism is a complete travesty of justice? Ta. P.S I'll have three
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Scepticism is all a part of life. People are sceptical that Jesus was for real, merely because he came back from the dead, turned water to wine and such. Why is it so hard to believe that you can make a stupid little resistor of no real use, make a car operate thousands of times better? So, this IS the HARD CORE, REAL DEAL and as you can see from the current bid of 0.01p this is a red hot item on Ebay. p.s they're in the post sun shine.
 
Q: Sounds great!!!! Was just wondering though with being female, Does it also boost the power of certain battery operated household appliances? A very quick reply would be appreciated.

A: Indeed it can boost pretty much any battery operated object, though please be careful, the resulting boost will more than likely turn your household object into pnuematic drill of sorts.

Comedy :)
 
LOL at this one

Q: I am considering a POWER RESISTOR OF JUSTICE, is this compatable with the POWER DIODE OF HILARITY and the POWER CAPACITOR OF NEUTRALITY that I have fitted to my 1991 Rover Metro? Also, will a POWER RESISTOR OF JUSTICE boost the power of my headlamps

A: You crazy mad man, do you know this has never been done. It's an urban legend that if you combine the power of Justice, Hilarity and Neutrality that your car will explode. Though as you have a Rover Metro, a car famed for its strength and indistructable engine, you may well be onto something. My answer, buy one and find out, it's tuesday afterall, treat yourself. Yes to the headlight thing too.
 
you know what is real comedy. the postage is 50 quid and someone has bidded on it for one pence hehe

great auction they always make me smile:)
 
Idiot Ebay Lister said:
Peugeot 306, 307, 406, 206, 106.
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And then it shows a picture of an MG?

Wouldn't touch it even if I didn't know it was a pointless gimmick anyway :p :D
 
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