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The Boris Johnson Premiership (24/07/2019 - ????)

Discussion in 'Speaker's Corner' started by chrismscotland, Jul 24, 2019.

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  1. chrismscotland

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    So its now a reality, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson is officially Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

    Rather than speculating about what his Premiership might look like we can now gaze on in horror and see it unfold....
     
  2. robfosters

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    Long may he reign!
     
  3. Concrete

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    I wonder what the odds of him being out before November 2nd are...
     
  4. d_brennen

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    The Wicked Witch is dead, long live Lord Bumblef##k!
     
  5. Uther

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    Speaking at Downing Street now, full on delusional waffle as expected.
    20000 extra police
    Money for NHS
    Fix the social care crisis
    Upgrades for hospitals
    Money for schools
    Free unicorns for everyone
    Sunny uplands
    Rule Brittania

    Anyone believe him?
     
  6. chrismscotland

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    100% delusional waffle as per usual
     
  7. PlacidCasual

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    Wouldn't that be Comrade Corbyn's opening speech too if he were standing in front of No10?

    edit: spotted the deliberate mistake
     
  8. LoadsaMoney

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    Absolute joke, guys a ******* clown.

    What a ******* country this is ey.
     
  9. PapaLazaru

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    We're ******.

    I'm going to Finland tomorrow to apply for dual nationality. Serious.
     
  10. Skillmister

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    Nice one Boris. Let's leave the EU so we can have leaders that we elect. Oh yeah like Boris himself :p

    Other than that I look forward to seeing what happens as with all of his other promises we're set for some glorious progress as a country.
     
  11. Marky

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    The crazy thing is, he won't even be embarrassed when he doesn't hit any of these targets he's putting out in his speech outside Downing Street...

    I wish him all the best, considering he is this countries Prime Minister, but I fear this is just the beginning of a disaster.
     
  12. rebel rebel

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    Indeed!
     
  13. Roar87

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    Cya then.

    Should be good, hopefully he delivers Brexit and extra Police would definitely help. Also the left having their 3rd melt down in as many years is comedy at it's finest. Trump, Brexit and Boris Johnson. My favourite was the #NotMyPM, comedy gold. People don't seem to realise that who the PM has been for the past 20 years has barely affected most of our lives, and that their life choices are the primary and overwhelming reason whether they will be prosperous or not. My life would probably even go on if Corbyn was in power, the bearded wimp.
     
  14. Fubsy

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    Things can only get worse.

    But then again I was promised that things can only get better over 20 years ago. That went well didn't it?
     
  15. 200sols

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    Finland is your version of sunny uplands then?
     
  16. do_ron_ron

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    It will all be your fault because you did not believe enough.
     
  17. robgmun

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    Careful luv you'll give yourself a stroke :D
     
  18. PapaLazaru

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    Nope, just want an EU passport which I can then pass onto my son.
     
  19. rebel rebel

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    What he meant was things could only get better for him, and his greedy wife.
     
  20. robfosters

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    I thought it was a good speech.
     
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