The case of the curiously-addressed package...

sbi5ar said:
He's going to end up killing you...

Something isn't quite right!
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1) pass the packages to the police he gets busted = OP gets murdered by asscoiated of busted man
2) package gets intercepted at customes and OP gets blaimed by for taking it to the police = OP gets murdered
3) keep the packages = OP gets murdered
4) refuse delivery = OP gets murdered

finially

5) its nothing to do with drugs, OP must jsut be mental = OP gets murdered
 
he was going to die
it was a important piece of evidence
he did not want the criminal t find
he wanted the police to find it after he was killed
 
randal24 said:
It's not drugs, it's not the Grail diary, it's not a test, it's not anything you think it is.


It's a butt plug, his neighbour really likes him.
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Funnily enough, a friend of mine back in Belfast was posting me some vaping supplies and decided it would be funny to put his address, in HUGE print, on the back as "The Anal Bead and Buttplug Emporium".

I was at work and got carded because it "couldn't fit through the letterbox". Went to pick it up from the post office and ******* could it not fit! Postie obviously just wanted to share the laugh/point out the weirdo at Number XX. Still need to get him back for that (my friend, not the postie)!
 
Pestilence said:
Funnily enough, a friend of mine back in Belfast was posting me some vaping supplies and decided it would be funny to put his address, in HUGE print, on the back as "The Anal Bead and Buttplug Emporium".

I was at work and got carded because it "couldn't fit through the letterbox". Went to pick it up from the post office and ******* could it not fit! Postie obviously just wanted to share the laugh/point out the weirdo at Number XX. Still need to get him back for that (my friend, not the postie)!
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Legend! Both your friend and the postie :D
 
Isn't this how people used to copyright their materials in the olden days? I seem to remember Carol Decker saying it was how she secured the copyright on 'China in your Hands' for T'Pau...
 
misterPK said:
You idiot. He was clearly posting you his diary so it wouldnt fall into the hands of the Nazi spies that will be watching (and probably searching) his flat!!

Now they'll have all the clues they need to find the holy grail and Hitler's armies will be invincible!
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My thoughts exactly :p
 
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maccapacca said:
Could be an idea or invention, as long as the post office stamps it it'll be a record of when and where and what's inside.
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Derp.

If this was even remoely true I'd have posted myself a whole bunch of unsealed empty envelopes years ago so I could "prove" my invention was years old. As for what's inside, they don't check the contents of any mail just in case some n00b thinks its a foolproof way of certifying what date you came up with something!!

Seriously, if you think you've invented something new then get to the Patent Office.
 
actually in all the replies I have read so far there has not been a serious answer. It used to be common practise to post yourself a sealed envelope that was post dated so you could prove that you owned the copywright to said item. This is popular with some of them create your own will packs that you can buy. Perhaps he just wrote the wrong number on the address but I would be certain to ask him when I took the package around to give it back to him,
 
Damn.

Sounds like he's forever alone. He posted himself a birthday card, and as a present to himself....... wanted you to deliver it to him.

You're his only hope for human contact on his birthday. You should deliver it dressed in a gorilla suit.
 
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