I found this small poll for you
nabbed off another forum
Some of them are lol!
Bite into the blunt end. If custard is spilled it is deniable
6 6.67%
Turn it sideways and hold my hand underneath for safety
11 12.22%
Nibble around the outside of the pastry so no crumbs fall on the tablecloth
1 1.11%
What the **** is a custard slice you ******* Nancy?
24 26.67%
Stick my tongue in the custard, suck and take my time
17 18.89%
Mummy said sweets were bad for me.
1 1.11%
I have mine with a silver spoon/knife thing because I am posh
15 16.67%
Stop toying with me Lovely Iron Duke. Rip off my undies and do me hard. Now.
15 16.67%