The haiku thread

TommyV · 26 Apr 2012 at 15:41

You are gay
How do I know?
You told me so

Banzai_Joe · 26 Apr 2012 at 15:53

why did you post that, ya big fat troll!

Banzai_Joe · 26 Apr 2012 at 15:55

TommyV said:
You are gay
How do I know?
You told me so

fail to grasp haiku
seek enlightenment from us
then shall you be wise

NuclearWinter · 26 Apr 2012 at 16:03

Justin said:
What the **** is a haiku? Is it the school holidays already?

It's basically a form of traditional Japanese poetry that's intended to elicit a picture/vision in the mind of the reader or listener, using only a few simple lines.

fishboyuk · 26 Apr 2012 at 16:13

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fishboyuk · 26 Apr 2012 at 16:14

My intentions are

completely obvious now

don't hate me please guys

robmol · 26 Apr 2012 at 16:28

Van Hellseek said:
My mistake it seems

GD not capable of

Mature threads these days

Posts thread in GD
Expected a *******
Response. pancake. what?

edit:

fail, is that really banned? sigh

CaptainCrash · 26 Apr 2012 at 16:29

So far content

empty twitters lacking kigo

All have failed!

(except anticonscience)

fishboyuk · 26 Apr 2012 at 16:37

So many people

In this very simple thread

Are rubbish at maths

Efour · 26 Apr 2012 at 16:38

Tonight I cook mince
I don't like mince night, no sir
Tomorrow is pork

fishboyuk · 26 Apr 2012 at 16:41

Just five syllables

Only seven syllables

Then only five more

fishboyuk · 26 Apr 2012 at 16:44

Mince is made from meat!

Is that why some people mince?

Because they like pork?

Efour · 26 Apr 2012 at 16:56

Yes I see your point

But I always say mince to

mean the cheap beef stuff.

Little piggy oink

You slide under the hot grill

your death, my bacon

Cr0fty · 26 Apr 2012 at 17:24

When water flows free
So man will find happiness
Alas, a pasty.

fishboyuk · 26 Apr 2012 at 22:28

I seek cod in vain

and feel now I have no sole

My journey flounders

BloodyL · 26 Apr 2012 at 22:51

One I made many moons ago using magnetic letters on my fridge door:

Empty belly
Moaning for fill
Oh! happy fridge

[FnG]magnolia · 26 Apr 2012 at 22:58

OP only wants
Us to discuss British bea
ches I don't know why

The Halk · 26 Apr 2012 at 23:01

See the jobby
Floating in the pan
What is its destiny?

remy87 · 26 Apr 2012 at 23:05

An hour and a half

Thrusting mixes with loud moans

Exhaustion sets in

Castiel · 26 Apr 2012 at 23:05

pleading weakly, wet
amorous lust imploring
dimly, dizzily