The haiku thread

Castiel · 26 Apr 2012 at 23:11

One dead god whispers
Forbidden beauty wounds
The dream into the Light.

Guess what it refers to?

Krono5 · 26 Apr 2012 at 23:15

On a journey, ill;
my dream goes wandering
over withered fields.

Nitefly · 26 Apr 2012 at 23:33

I'm taking that this is something that just doesn't work in English as it comes across as pretentious twoddle.

Castiel · 26 Apr 2012 at 23:35

Nitefly said:
I'm taking that this is something that just doesn't work in English as it comes across as pretentious twoddle.

Perfect for GD by all accounts.....

It's pretentious twoddle in any language, but with a bit of skill and careful placement it can get you laid......

The Halk · 26 Apr 2012 at 23:38

In general discussion
Pretentious twaddle and verse
Gets nobody laid

Castiel · 26 Apr 2012 at 23:39

The Halk said:
In general discussion
Pretentious twaddle and verse
Gets nobody laid

Wanna bet?....

Nitefly · 26 Apr 2012 at 23:40

Large ham hock,
The cold black dark voice
Silly string over a tree.

*unzips trousers*

Well?

Castiel · 26 Apr 2012 at 23:41

Nitefly said:
Large ham hock,
The cold black dark voice
Silly string over a tree.

*unzips trousers*

Well?

See Halk.....it works.

The Halk · 26 Apr 2012 at 23:42

Yes, I do want to bet. Because in order for me to lose I'll have to get laid by posting haiku in GD.

In GD bet was made
Now all that remains is
For me to get laid

EDIT : ABORT ABORT. ABORT. NO. !

Sorry Nitefly. No!

Castiel · 26 Apr 2012 at 23:43

The Halk said:
Yes, I do want to bet. Because in order for me to lose I'll have to get laid by posting haiku in GD.

In GD bet was made
Now all that remains is
For me to get laid

EDIT : ABORT ABORT. ABORT. NO. !

Sorry Nitefly. No!

HAHAHA!!!!!!!

Nitefly · 26 Apr 2012 at 23:45

OMNOMNOMNOM.

Just pulled this from wiki:

Just friends:
he watches my gauze dress
blowing on the line.
Alexis Rotella (After an Affair, Merging Media, 1984)

meteor shower...
a gentle wave
wets our sandals
Michael Dylan Welch (HSA Newsletter XV:4, Autumn 2000)

Little spider,
will you outlive
me?
Cor van den Heuvel (Haiku Anthology, 34d ed. 1999)

That is dreadful.

Castiel · 26 Apr 2012 at 23:46

They are just random words to make up the syllables.... :confused:

At least mine actually said something.

fishboyuk · 26 Apr 2012 at 23:51

post traumatic stress

Induced by bad poetry

Exasperated

Conscript · 26 Apr 2012 at 23:55

Haikus are easy,
But they don't always make sense,
Refrigerator.

ic1male · 27 Apr 2012 at 00:27

Hana to mishi
yuki wa kinou zo
moto no mizu

The snow of yesterday
that fell like cherry petals
is water once again.

Simply beautiful.

BloodyL · 27 Apr 2012 at 00:31

Yes! Come in! I cried
but out at the snow hung gate
the knocking still continued

Time to fire up the Jean Shepherd show in which he wanders through a winter haiku wonderland...

Angilion · 27 Apr 2012 at 02:14

An English springtime
rain falls like cherry blossoms
but it is my home

Van Hellseek · 27 Apr 2012 at 03:06

awake at three now

waking up will be a pain

story of my life

Squark · 27 Apr 2012 at 06:44

Posting in GD
There are many weird people
lolkwerkstockhausen

TommyV · 27 Apr 2012 at 09:24

sexy time I tried
was turned down pretty badly
awkward boner after