Been playing GW2 - so it's a throwing axe that reappears in my hand, can split into five when I throw it and can freeze people in place along with a horn that when I blow it cauwses birds to attack my tagret and makes me quicker, stronger and tougher.
Or, if I weapon switched, it's a short bow that fires 1 shot a second, has unlimited ammo, and can posion enemies, make them bleed, stun them or sripple their movement, or thow me safely backwards 10 feet.
Either way, I'd say I'm in reasonable shape.
Thank god I wasn't playing Dead Rising, where my character's equipped with a massive purple *****. As it were.
Edit:
OK... the filtered word rhymes with 'Bilbo' but isn't a hobbit. It's a young lady's best friend, and if I say more than that I think I'm risking violating the 'no avoiding the profanity filter' rule.