The Living Death

wellibob · 11 Aug 2007 at 20:10

Quit smoking monday gone after 19 years, and the title sums up how i feel. Anyone got any advice ?

[TR]SweetSpotOz · 11 Aug 2007 at 20:11

Nicotine gum?

Wouldn't use it myself, though but if you are really struggling.

Drink loads of water and eat stuff to get rid of the craving.

scousey · 11 Aug 2007 at 20:14

I quit last October but last night I wanted one more than any time in the past 10 months.

Glaucus · 11 Aug 2007 at 20:25

sorry no advice. But they don't make cigarette flavoured or shaped pizzas.

wellibob · 11 Aug 2007 at 20:28

they don't make cigarette flavoured or shaped pizzas

dont know which is worse, quitting, or the fact no fag shaped-flavoured pizza will ever excist !

Scuzi · 11 Aug 2007 at 20:29

Go down to the tobacconists, buy yourself a paket of expensive premium cigarettes and a box of matches.

Go outside, find a seat and spark up. The world around you stops. You strike the match on the matchbox, the sulphur catches light and produces a wonderful flame. You bring the flame to the end of the cigarette dangling between your lips. As the sweet tobacco ignites, you draw the beautiful aroma of the premium tobacco into your lungs.
The nicotine enters your bloodstream. Your brain cries out in thanks, you feel cool, calm and relaxed. You are happy.

Glaucus · 11 Aug 2007 at 20:30

wellibob said:
or the fact no fag shaped-flavoured pizza will ever excist !

That one terrifies me every night

Wizzkidy · 11 Aug 2007 at 20:30

Scuzi said:
Go down to the tobacconists, buy yourself a paket of expensive premium cigarettes and a box of matches.

Go outside, find a seat and spark up. The world around you stops. You strike the match on the matchbox, the sulphur catches light and produces a wonderful flame. You bring the flame to the end of the cigarette dangling between your lips. As the sweet tobacco ignites, you draw the beautiful aroma of the premium tobacco into your lungs.
The nicotine enters your bloodstream. Your brain cries out in thanks, you feel cool, calm and relaxed. You are happy.

lol! Lets hope he don't read that

wellibob · 11 Aug 2007 at 20:32

Scuzi .. i hope you aint ever picked for jury duty mate

Edward78 · 11 Aug 2007 at 21:49

Scuzi said:
Go down to the tobacconists, buy yourself a paket of expensive premium cigarettes and a box of matches.

Go outside, find a seat and spark up. The world around you stops. You strike the match on the matchbox, the sulphur catches light and produces a wonderful flame. You bring the flame to the end of the cigarette dangling between your lips. As the sweet tobacco ignites, you draw the beautiful aroma of the premium tobacco into your lungs.
The nicotine enters your bloodstream. Your brain cries out in thanks, you feel cool, calm and relaxed. You are happy.

Wow dude, you sound like you LOVE cigarettes in a way they aren't meant to be. Fags, it is funny they are called that in the UK.

You do know what fag means in the US right?

Scuzi · 11 Aug 2007 at 21:51

Edward78 said:
Wow dude, you sound like you LOVE cigarettes in a way they aren't meant to be. Fags, it is funny they are called that in the UK. You do know what fag means in the US right?

I hate cigarettes.

Aye it's the same where I'm from.
Fag = queer
Feg = cigarette

PhillyDee · 11 Aug 2007 at 23:13

Scuzi, that just aint funny, I quit nigh on 2 years ago, and for that 1 split second, i was tempted . . . . :eek:

Thats exactly what it would be like though . . .

GreenMint · 11 Aug 2007 at 23:49

Just remember you made one of the best choices you'll have ever made, and don't go back to that disgusting habit

Hamster · 11 Aug 2007 at 23:51

Scuzi said:
Go down to the tobacconists, buy yourself a paket of expensive premium cigarettes and a box of matches.

Go outside, find a seat and spark up. The world around you stops. You strike the match on the matchbox, the sulphur catches light and produces a wonderful flame. You bring the flame to the end of the cigarette dangling between your lips. As the sweet tobacco ignites, you draw the beautiful aroma of the premium tobacco into your lungs.
The nicotine enters your bloodstream. Your brain cries out in thanks, you feel cool, calm and relaxed. You are happy.

Hehe! Cruel but i like it!

Toekiller · 11 Aug 2007 at 23:53

Scuzi said:
Go down to the tobacconists, buy yourself a paket of expensive premium cigarettes and a box of matches.

Go outside, find a seat and spark up. The world around you stops. You strike the match on the matchbox, the sulphur catches light and produces a wonderful flame. You bring the flame to the end of the cigarette dangling between your lips. As the sweet tobacco ignites, you draw the beautiful aroma of the premium tobacco into your lungs.
The nicotine enters your bloodstream. Your brain cries out in thanks, you feel cool, calm and relaxed. You are happy.

Then as you draw the sweet tasting smoke deeper and deeper, you begin to choke and convulse as you cough up both lungs.

Don't worry though. You look 'cool'.

Dolph · 11 Aug 2007 at 23:57

Toekiller said:
Then as you draw the sweet tasting smoke deeper and deeper, you begin to choke and convulse as you cough up both lungs.

Don't worry though. You look 'cool'.

Holy hyperbole batman!

Presumably the path a car has taken is littered with the corpses of beautiful young children too?

taz488 · 11 Aug 2007 at 23:57

Toekiller said:
Then as you draw the sweet tasting smoke deeper and deeper, you begin to choke and convulse as you cough up both lungs.

lol that made me laugh

Scuzi · 12 Aug 2007 at 00:12

Dolph said:
Holy hyperbole batman!

Presumably the path a car has taken is littered with the corpses of beautiful young children too?

Only if you're doing 31mph. If you do 30mph, the children skip merrily by

Dolph · 12 Aug 2007 at 00:16

Scuzi said:
Only if you're doing 31mph. If you do 30mph, the children skip merrily by

And the cars, roads and paths are made of marshmallows, but only if you're doing 30....

Toekiller · 12 Aug 2007 at 00:25

Scuzi said:
Only if you're doing 31mph. If you do 30mph, the children skip merrily by

Only if you're doing 31mph. If you do 30mph, the children bounce gently off the car