Soldato
I'd write about one but he probably reads this forum and knows that I post here.
The most annoying person you know?
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the ******* b*** nxt door to me she ask's us for everything
IE the hoover ****ing mayonnaise cause her man wants to make tune and mayonnaise -- she ask us for a bottle of fizzy juice -- i hate the ******** tramp and wish i could stamp on her face with a ******** plunger
IE the hoover ****ing mayonnaise cause her man wants to make tune and mayonnaise -- she ask us for a bottle of fizzy juice -- i hate the ******** tramp and wish i could stamp on her face with a ******** plunger
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Soldato
Sounds like a girlfriend I once had lol! She honestly believed the world revolved around her, people will know the type.
She goes around saying famous people know her personally and then brags about it. She got a job in a local co-operative store and told everyone she owned the place. She got a job with the Odeon and her new bloke was the security guard so off she went telling everyone he was the manager and she owned the whole complex. A close friend of mine blagged herself into some party and my ex was their and apparrantly made a right tit of herself according to my friend, her exact words were "A bit thick tbh!"
Oh and no matter what qualification or trade she has done and passed it all... apparrantly lol.
Now you would expect that from a kid, or a teenager but NO! She was in her mid to late 20's at the time. I bet she is still like it even now lol.
I pity the poor sod who married her lol.... then again maybe I dont he he he.
She goes around saying famous people know her personally and then brags about it. She got a job in a local co-operative store and told everyone she owned the place. She got a job with the Odeon and her new bloke was the security guard so off she went telling everyone he was the manager and she owned the whole complex. A close friend of mine blagged herself into some party and my ex was their and apparrantly made a right tit of herself according to my friend, her exact words were "A bit thick tbh!"
Oh and no matter what qualification or trade she has done and passed it all... apparrantly lol.
Now you would expect that from a kid, or a teenager but NO! She was in her mid to late 20's at the time. I bet she is still like it even now lol.
I pity the poor sod who married her lol.... then again maybe I dont he he he.
A girl I used to know at university. I have honestly lost count of the huge amount of annoying and irritating things that she did. She was exceptionally, exceptionally immature. She only dated virgins and was into sk8r kids even though she was in her 20s.
We actually ended up living in the same house and she refused to pay her share of the gas bill. I couldn't afford to pay it either so ended up having to ask her dad who completely ignored my request for help. She protested she couldn't afford it, so I opened her bank statements to see hundreds and hundreds of pounds in her account.
We also had a landline in the house which only she wanted, we only agreed to shut her up. She only wanted it to talk to some guy in Switzerland who she'd met on the internet. She had to pay for that one in the end - only because she enjoyed talking to the Swiss guy.
The list goes on and on. The last time I saw her went like this. It was after this I vowed never to see her again. It was really the last straw. We were out for curry one evening.
Her: Um.. I've finished my meal now.
Me: Yes, I can see....
Her: Maybe you should be quicker!
Me: I don't understand. We've got ages till they shut, it's only 9pm....
Her: But I have to go now.
Me: What? Why?
Her: I have a train at 915pm.
Me: What? Why didn't you mention this before?! We haven't been here an hour!
Basically she'd squeezed me in just before her train so she didn't have to be bored for an hour, and hadn't told me in case I thought it wasn't worth it. She drove me mad, that girl. Sufficed to say I shan't be seeing her again.
We actually ended up living in the same house and she refused to pay her share of the gas bill. I couldn't afford to pay it either so ended up having to ask her dad who completely ignored my request for help. She protested she couldn't afford it, so I opened her bank statements to see hundreds and hundreds of pounds in her account.
We also had a landline in the house which only she wanted, we only agreed to shut her up. She only wanted it to talk to some guy in Switzerland who she'd met on the internet. She had to pay for that one in the end - only because she enjoyed talking to the Swiss guy.
The list goes on and on. The last time I saw her went like this. It was after this I vowed never to see her again. It was really the last straw. We were out for curry one evening.
Her: Um.. I've finished my meal now.
Me: Yes, I can see....
Her: Maybe you should be quicker!
Me: I don't understand. We've got ages till they shut, it's only 9pm....
Her: But I have to go now.
Me: What? Why?
Her: I have a train at 915pm.
Me: What? Why didn't you mention this before?! We haven't been here an hour!
Basically she'd squeezed me in just before her train so she didn't have to be bored for an hour, and hadn't told me in case I thought it wasn't worth it. She drove me mad, that girl. Sufficed to say I shan't be seeing her again.
Soldato
Just remembered something else that made me chuckle! This lad I knew thought he was top draw and a hunk. Drove a VW golf gti or something along those lines and boasted on and on about his model girlfriend. After a few weeks of this endless boasting I thought sod this I have to find out if shes really that hot so when at home I got straight on the pc and a little while later I found her... sorely dissapointed is the best word I can think of lol. She was average at best, just didnt match up too all the bragging. Really failed to deliver. Makes me laugth tbh. Why do some people have to boast so much? I know he was trying to put me down as there was no reason to do it but its wasted on me. I usually know within 5 seconds when somebody is all wee & wind lol.
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Unfortunately, I am related to people with this issue (LOL @ the "Pseudologia fantastica" Wikipedia name for it. Loving that). Needless to say I stay well away from them.
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My story isn't as good as others but I once had a friend who liked to lie about how much he earned.
It was really random as he lived in a shared house at the time and couldnt afford £180 amonth rent but claimed he was earning 40k a year. To add to this it was 10 years ago and he was only 18 at the time. He worked in pyramid sales and would change companies every 2 months and would always tell us how much he was earning to which all of the group of friends at the time all would question it. It really **** us off as he would be saying random figures for how much he would make this year but would be asking if he could borrow money and even clothes on a night out. He couldnt drive never had money, only went out if someone was lending him money.
It was like he was stuck in his own world. It was horrible to see as before this he seemed an ok guy but within 6 months had no friends and ended up moving away because he had depleted his resources ie his friends. The dumb thing about it was all of the group of friends earnt well less then he did in "made up land" but all lived a better life. Talk about a pure tool.
It was really random as he lived in a shared house at the time and couldnt afford £180 amonth rent but claimed he was earning 40k a year. To add to this it was 10 years ago and he was only 18 at the time. He worked in pyramid sales and would change companies every 2 months and would always tell us how much he was earning to which all of the group of friends at the time all would question it. It really **** us off as he would be saying random figures for how much he would make this year but would be asking if he could borrow money and even clothes on a night out. He couldnt drive never had money, only went out if someone was lending him money.
It was like he was stuck in his own world. It was horrible to see as before this he seemed an ok guy but within 6 months had no friends and ended up moving away because he had depleted his resources ie his friends. The dumb thing about it was all of the group of friends earnt well less then he did in "made up land" but all lived a better life. Talk about a pure tool.
Soldato
I love telling (im)plausible lies to people, it's just a silly game. Always come straight as soon as they believe it. The lies are never for any benefit other than a wind up.
A good example is if i'm on the tube, i'll pick a random station name and make up some bullpoop about it and tell a plasuible story about why it's called that.
For instance somewhere like "Mile End" was called that because during the English Civil War they would march the prisoners they had captured for a mile through London, starting at the Tower of London then execute them.
Don't get this pathological lying about "I have a Ferrari" or something tho.
Soldato
Back in the uni days we shared a freshers flat with a bunch of random people, there was a Greek guy who was on a psychotic break and decided to try to hammer the centre of coins out in the shower every night at 3am. That was fairly annoying.
I was also sharing a room with a lovely guy that was really not very good at doing his own dishes. He went home for a weekend, and had the room to myself. Woke up to find the anal trotskyista student chick had dumped all his dishes in our room. Went nuts at her, but at least managed to cop a grope out of the whole thing
I was also sharing a room with a lovely guy that was really not very good at doing his own dishes. He went home for a weekend, and had the room to myself. Woke up to find the anal trotskyista student chick had dumped all his dishes in our room. Went nuts at her, but at least managed to cop a grope out of the whole thing
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I unfortunately have a friend that manages to make a tit of himself at everything one of his more recent ones was this:
Him "James"
Me "Yes?"
Him "Can I borrow some cooling pasta"
Me *Thinks for the next few hours what the hell cooling pasta is*
Him *turns up and knocks on my door* "So, Can I borrow that thermal paste?"
My misses brother had a complete idiot of a girlfriend I have no idea how he found her i'm guessing lost and found.
We were at a family do over Christmas and my misses mentioned something about eczema and how she's got some sort of pills from the local Chinese shop (look like rat pellets to me!) and she turned around and said
"OHHHH! you want to watch those -name- i got some a year back and they gave me asthma"
Whenever i saw her she managed to make a complete boob of herself and same with my friend above luckily I don't have to put up with either any more I don't think id be around today if I did!
Him "James"
Me "Yes?"
Him "Can I borrow some cooling pasta"
Me *Thinks for the next few hours what the hell cooling pasta is*
Him *turns up and knocks on my door* "So, Can I borrow that thermal paste?"
My misses brother had a complete idiot of a girlfriend I have no idea how he found her i'm guessing lost and found.
We were at a family do over Christmas and my misses mentioned something about eczema and how she's got some sort of pills from the local Chinese shop (look like rat pellets to me!) and she turned around and said
"OHHHH! you want to watch those -name- i got some a year back and they gave me asthma"
Whenever i saw her she managed to make a complete boob of herself and same with my friend above luckily I don't have to put up with either any more I don't think id be around today if I did!
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There are so many irritating people in my life I wouldn't even know where to begin. :/
So I'll just take the obvious option and go for my boss - I once left a mini pack of conflakes (those little tiny 'kellogs variety' types) on the worktop in the kitchen in the hotel, and he took a picture of it, printed it out and put it up in the kitchen along with the text "This is Lazy. This is couldn't be bothered".
How pathetic.
So I'll just take the obvious option and go for my boss - I once left a mini pack of conflakes (those little tiny 'kellogs variety' types) on the worktop in the kitchen in the hotel, and he took a picture of it, printed it out and put it up in the kitchen along with the text "This is Lazy. This is couldn't be bothered".
How pathetic.
Soldato
The guy who sits next to me at work eats with his mouth open. I can handle pretty much anything, but noisy eaters should be removed from society. I've known people similar to what the OP describes. I think we all know someone like that, unfortunately!
hm let's see, went to school with a guy up until the age of 15. Some of his exploits include:
* Late to school because his uncle was dropping him off in a helicopter in the park across the road
* Carrying a locked suitcase for his father which had 2 million pounds in it
* Having sex on a balcony at a party when the balcony door was sealed shut with chains
* Owning an original guns & roses guitar given to him by Slash who happen to be walking outside his house in Perivale, London (as Slash often does of course)
* Owning a glass piano
* Owning a full set of weights....made out of gold....
* Driving from london to paris in a limosine with 15 french girls...all of whom he slept with during the 5 hour or so road trip.
* Rollerblading at 100kph because he fit fireworks to the bottom of the blades which propelled him faster
* Owning several houses worth in excess of 10 million
* Claiming he was a qualified plumber (the age of 14) since his dad, who was a chef no less, taught him. Not even sure where to start with that one.
There's a lot more but im sure you get the picture by now, that and the fact that I've tried to erase him from my memory
* Late to school because his uncle was dropping him off in a helicopter in the park across the road
* Carrying a locked suitcase for his father which had 2 million pounds in it
* Having sex on a balcony at a party when the balcony door was sealed shut with chains
* Owning an original guns & roses guitar given to him by Slash who happen to be walking outside his house in Perivale, London (as Slash often does of course)
* Owning a glass piano
* Owning a full set of weights....made out of gold....
* Driving from london to paris in a limosine with 15 french girls...all of whom he slept with during the 5 hour or so road trip.
* Rollerblading at 100kph because he fit fireworks to the bottom of the blades which propelled him faster
* Owning several houses worth in excess of 10 million
* Claiming he was a qualified plumber (the age of 14) since his dad, who was a chef no less, taught him. Not even sure where to start with that one.
There's a lot more but im sure you get the picture by now, that and the fact that I've tried to erase him from my memory
Should have too ka picture of the picture and pasted it u psaying "This is wasteful, this is procrastination"
most annyoying person is a co-worker of mine.... one these types who talks over you, always having the last word, and generally failing at their job. I know that i'm her most annoying person too.. wonderful office atmosphere if chooses to sit at her desk...
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Should have too ka picture of the picture and pasted it u psaying "This is wasteful, this is procrastination"
I was tepmted to print out and add something like this to the bottom of it.
Some of those pics are brilliant.
A bit hard since I never speak to her.
Your pub sounds awesome. You have an expert for everything!!
Why is your mate seeing her if she is so mouthy and a beast? Man up and send her packing before she destroys your mates life.
Pubs - lots of them.
If you knew what I get up to at the weekend you would know that the audience is filled full of many experts.
My mate loves her and he is the most placid bloke on the face of the planet.
There was one where she was talking about alcohol and how long it takes for 1 unit to leave the body.
I turned to my mate and said she is way wrong, it takes 1 hour to remove 1 unit.
He argued for me and she went silent and said 'Yes you're right, I should have known that working with lorry drivers'.
We were all stunned and that is the only time in 2 years she has withdrawn a ludicrous claim.
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Caporegime
You don't need to speak to her to annoy her. You make snide comments to other people instead.