The most annoying person you know?

dmpoole said:
she has everybody in the pub looking round because of the most ridiculous laugh ever - that goes on & on & on & on and is so loud.
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That is really annoying in anyone,
although whenever I went to the cinema with one mate, he would look at me any time something funny was on screen, just to see if I was laughing too :confused:
 
dmpoole, your mates missus sounds exactly like my mates mum! She gave the impression she knew everything about my Mk2 Golf, and started telling me what headunit I needed to get.

I was fully aware about my car, I just nodded and ignored her :p
 
dmpoole said:
So who is the most annoying person you know and you can't really get away from them?
My mates girlfriend takes annoying to another level and if she was a bloke her lights would have been punched out by now.
Added to her verbal annoyances is the ability to take the acronyms LOL and ROFL to new heights and she has everybody in the pub looking round because of the most ridiculous laugh ever - that goes on & on & on & on and is so loud.

Here's an idea of what she's like:

1) We were in a pub when the electric goes off and one bloke in the pub is a qualified electrician.
She then proceeded to tell him what the problem was by using the word 'ring' as many times as she could and telling him he was wrong. In the end he gave up trying to tell her what it was likely to be and went and fixed the problem.

2) Somebody asked a question about a boiler so I turned their attention to somebody in the pub who was with British gas for 22 years and had his own gas company for over 10 years.
She actually told the bloke that she knew more than him and he ended up walking off.

3) Same thing with an AA bloke who was 30 years into service and she talked over him coming out with complete BS about the blokes car problem.
They went outside to look/listen but she still spoke over the AA bloke who turned round and went back in the pub.

4) Another mate wanted a PC so somebody said to go to me because I'd been building/fixing/repairing since 1988 and I was the man to suggest a good deal.
She turned around and said that she knew more than me and to take her advice.
I just stayed silent because at this point I was already avoiding her like the plague.
She took him to the blue place and he spent a fortune.

5) Last night I overheard her talking about her PC and how it is the most advanced one there is.
My mate asked her how old it was and she said 3 years old.
He then proceeded to tell her that it would be out of date 2 months later but how much did it cost when she had it?
'£500 but it is the most advanced one and still is' she said.

6) I noticed she had a new IPhone so mistakingly I asked her how much?
£20 a month
How much for the phone?
Nothing
You must be paying for the phone because nobody is doing deals like that?
All I'm paying is £20
Can you get me the same deal?
No, it's a special deal they did just for me.

These are just tips of the iceberg and sometimes I just want to smack her in the gob to shut her up.
She also looks like Susan Boyles uglier sister.
Do you know anybody as bad as her?
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Sounds very much like my supervisor in work, If you walked across the road using your left leg first he would say you did that wrong you should have used your right leg lol. If your ill he is the most advanced medical person ever, same with the law and anything else. He's right your wrong.
 
DMPoole I sympathsie with you! It seems to be God's plan that I spend some time with each of the planet's most annoying idiots. Happily, I'm idiotless at the moment!

It's only a matter of time, though. At least it gives you something to moan about :D
 
The problem with this, is most annoying people are complained about by people who do nothing about it.

If said nobsack doesn't know they are being so, then chances are they'll never change. The problem perpetuates.

Tell said nobsack what they do, directly or anonymously and chances are they'll stop. That said, some people are inherently irritating.

Happens all the time with my mates:

Mate: So and so is so ******* irritating. He does X, Y and Z all the time.
Me: Have you brought him up on it?
Mate: Well.......No.
Me: *Shrugs*
 
There was a chap I used to know at university who would agree with anyone and everyone. I think it made him feel included or something. We used to play a game with him called Tennis.
Two people would have a discussion with diametrically opposed viewpoints and attempt to involve this guy. We would see how many times we could change his opinion 180 degrees during the course of the conversation.
This chap also got in to a lot of trouble with his wife after one of my mate's stag parties.
Chap was under strict instructions from wifey that he was not allowed to go to the strip joint we were going to. As we sloped off to the place, he dutifully headed for the station and we thought nothing more of it.
The next day, my mate get's a phone call from chaps wife yelling that we'd dragged him to a strip joint and we were all scum etc.
It turns out that he fell asleep on the station platform and decided that telling his mrs we kidnapped him and forced him to go to a strip joint was preferrable to saying he fell asleep.
 
I don't really know anyone that annoys me, I always find myself wondering why someone like in the OP would want to assert themselves/their opinion on everybody and quickly realise they have insecurities, then just feel pity and not anger.

Television gets me riled. No, not the television, but the never ending flow of crap they put on it.
 
There is a girl in my office who has bad sinus problems... she snorts all the time (like throat snorts) gross.

There is another person I know who like to pick arguments for the sake of it. I'm like ffs there's enough bad **** going on in the world without people creating them?! Next time it happens I WILL be addressing it.

BB x
 
Woman opposite me who works in shipping.

Constantly talking rubbish, interrupting other people's conversations, talking at people even though she can see they're involved in a task and the person is just grunting agreement at whatever she's saying, carrying on talking even when they've answered their phone, constantly bitching about everyone, making out like her job is the hardest job going and telling everyone what she's having to do at that particular time whilst making it sound more complicated than it really is, constantly calling loudly 'stupid bloody woman / man', raging at her emails. A veritable nightmare and I'm so impressed with myself that I haven't fallen out with her in a big way (yet).

The MD's complained to my boss and but seems to have taken no notice. She's teaching her successor her job and she's so bloody rude, like 'NO, you don't do it like that', 'What have you done that for' etc.

THANK THE LORD she's retiring in three weeks. She's asked me if I'm going to her retirement drinks do and I said yes because I couldn't think of a good enough excuse in time, but I'd rather dip my testicles in molten lead than grace this spiteful old witch with my presence.
 
Morba said:
You don't need to speak to her to annoy her. You make snide comments to other people instead.
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Makunouchi said:
Are you pursuing some sort of personal crusade against dmpoole or something? This thread has turned out to be pretty amusing in my opinion.
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Very strange that he has made two accusations without knowing a single thing about me and how I interact with people outside of this forum.

Morba:

1) I don't talk to her except for hello and goodbye. I did make the mistake of asking her about the deal on her IPhone on Saturday and of course she got a special deal that nobody else has ever got.

2) I learned 3 decades ago to never talk about people behind their back to other people who know them - fatal because it always comes back.

3) If you saw me out of this forum I'm the bloke sitting in the corner minding my own business and being quiet until I hit the stage.
 
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