The OcUK Drunken Antics Thread!

I took a midnight stroll across some rooftops, walking with a bunch of friends back to their house, saw some scaffolding on some nearby houses, climbed it, ran across the roof under the impression I was actually a ninja, while getting a phone call from said friends questioning my whereabouts, and when I got to the end of the terrace it dawned on me there wouldn't be scaffolding there, so instead of going back, I leapt for a lamp post that was ony about 2 feet away, and slid down, very lucky I didn't fall, was utterly stupid, but fun at the time >.<
 
A while ago I watched a crazy drunk woman down a whole pint of my **** ....I kid you not.

It was during summer so everyone was drinking outside and there was a drunk woman going around stealing peoples drinks and downing them at every opportunity.
When she moved away after necking my pint I refilled the empty glass just for her, and sure enough she came back.

Watching her eye up a nice "fresh" pint and then proceeding to down the lot in a matter of seconds was one of the highlights of the evening ;)

I'm a good boy now though :)
 
I once climbed up the side of and then over the roof of my parent's house to sneak back in a window whilst drunk, at night, in winter. :/
 
Been fined.

Feel in a sink - swiftly followed by a big puddle and walked in the house like that on boxing day. To be fair I couldn't find the keys and didn't fancy walking her up (she wasn't the prettiest)
 
I think the worst thing that happened when I was drunk, was walking home from a party, losing my trainers in a field so i was essentially barefoot, then I started walking down an "A" road right in the middle of the road the wrong direction from my house, and getting escorted home by the police.
To add insult to injury I didn't even realise it was the police and kept trying to pay them £10 for giving me a lift home.

People wonder why I don't drink much anymore :p
 
Hammered climbed up my old gym as we walk through it on our way home. Entered the swimming pool through the roof, shimmied across a support beam and dropped about 30ft into the dive pool. Me and my mate had a swim for a bit then he set an alarm off by checking out the slides, did one out of a fire exit.
 
6 months ago at the height of stupid I fell back down to normality (about 12ft) with a bump to my face and a dentist bill after biting through my lip.

The pic is on the forum somewhere..
 
I stripped down to my boxers, and started doing pelvic thrusts. Luckily it was a house party we sort of crashed, so it was me and my friend, and about 20 people we didn't know at all and would never see again.
 
On holiday I had to go up to random girls and pull down my shorts/boxers and say do you like what you see?

I had to do this for a toilet card for ring of fire...

Worth it
 
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