The OcUK Drunken Antics Thread!

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I went to my local pub where I knew all my friends would be, wearing the following a full face of makeup, see through dress, Dr Martin steal toe caps, hand bag, feather bower thanks to the help of a female friend. By the end of the night i struggled on home wearing only boxers a badly torn see through dress, steal toe caps and needless to say my makeup smudged all down my face. I remember waking up on the kitchen floor with my mum and sister standing over me making a cup of tea giggling.
 
I once threw up up the wall and wrote off a Cameron Diaz poster.

One time, in a pub, I started chugging some blue drink out of a pitcher, then lost track of everything. I'm reliably informed that soon after I threw up on the pub table. One of my friends (female) came to the toilets with me to clean me up, and got told off by the manager for being in the gents, while another of my friends cleaned up the table. We then got thrown out and had to try to get a taxi, but no taxi would take me, because I was clearly slaughtered. Apparently I jumped on the bonnet of one taxi and nearly got into a fight. My friends hid me in a bush when the police drove past. In the end they had to call my mum to take me home.
 
Not myself, but my two friend's drunken antics are worth a regaling.

Two friends, lets call them Bob and Phil used to get beered up then go roof exploring. Basically, if it was high it was worth climbing. Bob once scaled a 100ft crane over a building site, and Phil ended up falling through a skylight into a church...

However Phil's crowning glory was slipping and falling through boarding into a vat of bitumen, then having to walk home naked as they decided burning his highly flammable clothes was a better idea than wearing them.

The other one that always makes me chuckle was the pair of them jumping over the bar in a local club to steal their 3ft high porcelain clown mascot then escaping through a fire exit with it. Completely ruined an evening but the photoshopped ransom photos made up for it.
 
Quite a long time ago...

Got back totally smashed, went to sit in the middle of my parents (they were watching TV). Hovered there for a while, noticed my Mum's wedding ring and then proceeded to generally ask "Are you two married?". Went upstairs, got my tooth brush, went downstairs, brushed my teeth in between them and then got up and went to bed.
 
asim18 said:
I stripped down to my boxers, and started doing pelvic thrusts. Luckily it was a house party we sort of crashed, so it was me and my friend, and about 20 people we didn't know at all and would never see again.
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That reminds me when I saw a 7 year old do that. He was too young to realise what he was upto, and presumed that he'd just seen something dodgy on tv or somewhere else.
 
Got a nice cut on my chin from falling over saturday night don't remember much but Im pretty sure it was a good night and my mates say I didn't make too much of a tit of myself.
 
On the way home from a student night at uni, I decided I needed a pee so told my mates to carry on and I'll follow them after. So off I trot into the darkness, unzipped and did my business. Just as I finished, I somehow managed to slip down a riverbank and into a river (more a large stream, but the water came up to my waist). At this point I instantly sobered up, as you do when something extreme happens, and had to waddle home absolutely drenched and covered in mud.

Ruined my phone, shoes, and wallet (thankfully the money and cards inside were fine).

Still get the micky taken about it :p
 
cracked 3 ribs (it really really hurt when i did it)
done a toilet all over the digital radio in my bedroom, fortunately the gf thought it was hilarious
descided to draw all over our living room as a student, it was around the first matrix release so there were drawings and quotes and stuff over every wall - people came round and thought we were wierd
chucked a toilet through a phonebox (not too proud of that one)

plus some other stuff but can't remember it at the moment
 
Mate at uni thought it would be funny to hide in a giant beanbag we had. For some unknown reason he decided to get down to his boxers, climbed in and slipped. Both didn't realise that the beans would just cover him, he was waving his arm around couldn't breath whilst I was absolutely wettin myself!

Pulled him out in the end and beans went EVERYWHERE. Used Henry to hover them up but didn't realise the hoover was sucking beans up and firing them out the other side. Good fun though :D
 
Had a house party. Chipped the brand new floor moving a TV. Got very drunk on tequila. Started kissing a friends neck (female). Fell asleep in the bathroom

Woke up in bed. Horrible hangover.
 
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I once woke up with a 12 foot chipshop sign rolled up in the corner of my room.. I don't remember stealing it, but I remember that it used to be up 3 stories of scaffolding 'round the corner :/

Those were the days :p
 
my mate was having a bbq and were were all fairly drunk, for some reason there was a bouncy castle there. so i decided to try and jump in from the side but didnt realise my mate was standing in the middle of it. so i go running full pelt, jump whack my face on the back of his head and land back on the ground.
 
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