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The OcUK Relationship Counselling and Hugs Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by mattyprice4004, Apr 23, 2012.

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  1. mattyprice4004

    Soldato

    Joined: Apr 24, 2007

    Posts: 7,090

    Location: Infinite Sheldon

    We see it all the time, a thread entitled 'Oh no, another relationship thread' or 'Help, my missus caught me watching porn and won't speak to me' etc etc.

    I thought it was time to condense all relationship stories, woes, help threads and other lovey dovey nonsense into one thread. :p

    Sort of like the 'This instant and moment' but just for relationships - let's see if the usefullness of the OcUK Massive can help other people in a thread dedicated to how **** computer people are with women, or men.

    I'm useless myself, I have a couple of threads on here about how I've managed to screw up a relationship in epic proportions!
    So share your woes, have a group hug, and let your heart pour out into the most un-manly thread on here.

    Go. :p
     
  2. DJMK4

    Capodecina

    Joined: Dec 1, 2004

    Posts: 21,927

    Location: S.Wales, Cardiff

    I havnt had a girlfriend in 4-5 years

    *Looks at right hand*

    Although I had been in relationships in the past, some lasting 4 years or so, I do miss it, however, I think if I went back in to one, I would miss the freedom of being single.
     
    Last edited: Apr 23, 2012
  3. Edrof

    Capodecina

    Joined: Nov 16, 2009

    Posts: 15,880

    Location: UK

    I have no relationship problems, but dear God, won't somebody hug me!?
     
  4. Tom0

    Sgarrista

    Joined: Aug 29, 2003

    Posts: 9,623

    Location: South Wales

    Just so this is at the top of the page.

    She's already shagging someone else.
     
  5. Spenty

    PermaBanned

    Joined: Dec 14, 2008

    Posts: 3,253

    Location: Sunderland

    Relationships are for the weak.
     
  6. ~>Dg<~

    Caporegime

    Joined: Jun 1, 2006

    Posts: 31,309

    Location: Notts

    as a old coal miner saying goes " if you aint shagging them somene is ":p
     
  7. mattyprice4004

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    Joined: Apr 24, 2007

    Posts: 7,090

    Location: Infinite Sheldon

    Free hugs are a given in here, feel the OcUK warmth. :p

    Relationships, for me anyway, are probably one of the most rewarding things possible when they go well. It's when it all goes to pot that it becomes a massive ballache. :D
     
  8. Skillmister

    Capodecina

    Joined: Oct 3, 2009

    Posts: 19,024

    Location: Wales

    :eek:
     
  9. The Dread Pirate

    Capodecina

    Joined: Aug 15, 2007

    Posts: 15,793

    Location: Outside in the bushes

    I've no relationship & no problems...


    but can I still requisition a hug please?
     
  10. mattyprice4004

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    Fine...

    Skillmister, hug him. :p
     
  11. SeraphX

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    Joined: Jun 7, 2010

    Posts: 7,173

    Location: Sussex

    Haven't had a girlfriend in way longer than i can remember, it's bloody annoying now, but unlikely to change :( Hugs please :(
     
  12. mattyprice4004

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    Location: Infinite Sheldon

    What makes you think that? *hugs*

    :p
     
  13. Le_Petit_Lapin

    Capodecina

    Joined: Sep 5, 2005

    Posts: 11,743

    Location: Northern Ireland

    My piece keeps hinting at marriage...woe is me. You know the stuff, come down from bed in the morning to find a load of tabs open at wedding dresses and rings. I cant deal with that at 7am, I just want to have my coffee and look at cats on Reddit damnit woman.
     
  14. mattyprice4004

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    Location: Infinite Sheldon

    That's some serious hinting! :eek:

    Run fast, and run far. :p
     
  15. SeraphX

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    Joined: Jun 7, 2010

    Posts: 7,173

    Location: Sussex

    Because i've been single for so long, every opportunity that comes along usually crashes and burns for some stupidly inane reason, or i get my personal favourite old gem, 'your like the brother i don't have' or 'I'd rather be friends' :rolleyes:
     
  16. godinman

    Sgarrista

    Joined: Feb 26, 2007

    Posts: 7,697

    I've had the same girlfriend for the last 7 years who I've just bought a house with. Score!
     
  17. Tute

    Capodecina

    Joined: Jul 24, 2004

    Posts: 21,996

    Location: Devon, UK

    I've been with my girlfriend 9 years this month. Not married, no kids, but we do live together.
     
  18. The Dread Pirate

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    Joined: Aug 15, 2007

    Posts: 15,793

    Location: Outside in the bushes

    So no hug?:(

    Ok I now have 1 problem being un-huggable :(
     
  19. SeraphX

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    Location: Sussex

    Congrats :D


    Have a Hug :)
     
  20. mattyprice4004

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    Phate is the master of friendzoning, you should chat to him sometime. :p

    I used to find the same until I got my confidence up. Since then I've had a bit more luck, fingers crossed anyway. :)