Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by mattyprice4004, Apr 23, 2012.
My Mrs said she was from Yorkshire but after last night and many glasses of Prosecco she was talking Russian.
Just ignore her. Why do you even care about this new guy?
Get a Gucci belt, adopt boxing stance and poo in her letterbox.
Can we at least have some pics of said stripper?
How about strangle her with the Gucci belt, then donkey punch her and then poo on her!
Looks like OP wants her back and is very jealous of this new guy
Or he would just blocked her and moved on with his life
I only managed to read the first paragraph and now I feel like your ex girlfriend has affected me.
If you're feeling festive still you could get yourself two M&S Christmas puddings and wear them like boxing gloves, soak them in brandy and arrange to meet her for some OcUK traditional assume the position *Boxing day stance* treatment.
Make sure to light the puddings first though and have the original Mortal Kombat theme music playing very loudly on your mobile phone in your back pocket!
First post on a computer forum asking for relationship advice omegalul
A unique woman I used to know said men fight with fists, women fight with emotions.
As others have said, block her on sight on everything, even if she creates other accounts, keep blocking her.
You should definitely get back with her.
1) Promise a large sum of cash
2) Allow her to move into your house
3) Have 3 children
4) Discover she has been cheating on you for 10 years
5) Develop an addiction to alcohol
6) Bang a (different) prostitute
7) Lose everything
8) Go to step 1
These data gathering bots are getting pretty good, if a bit obvious.
Often wonder if these kinda threads are done by alts of yours, it seems like you are not far behind in replying to them, hardily any others xD
Cleanse your soul by posting a picture of her here, asking for it to be Photoshopped.
Also, Gucci belt.
well, you don't seem like the secretive type
p.s - hope it wasn't a severed hand
Jackanory time kids
Uness it included the full and I mean FULL Tony Williams experience (with KFC) then I'm out.
Ford Tranny Van, mattress in the back, KFC drive Through, finger licking good.
GigaChad has had her on lockdown from before the day you first met.
Just lol at getting handmogged in a photograph.
1. No, using him for free holiday
2. She likes you
3. She likes you and enjoys the attention, no deeper meaning
4. Women like playing games
5. Almost certainly
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