Sorry to hear you have a loud one.
I will amend to "It's silent in mine."
Before you reply...I mean silent as in I can't hear it when i am gaming, in the room, above regular noises.
I don't mean putting it in a Dead Sound Booth room with a mic measuring.
I didn't sub to any alert, no apps, don't look at Twitter, I only check this forum from time to time and someone kindly offered me a VIP code for Curry's.
This thread throws up enough "alerts" by members every week I think, most of the time the website crashed when i tried but i still got one without any alert apps.