The scouser and the Manc.

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Everyone knows the bitter rivalry between scousers and mancs.

A scouser and a Manc ran into each others cars in an horrendous crash. Both climbed out and remarked how lucky they were to be unscathed. The Manc said to the Scouser, 'We both cheated death there, I think the good Lord may be telling us something.' 'Like what?', asked the scouser. 'That we should put our petty differences behind us, and resolve to be friends'. Looking at his wreckage the scouser replied, 'We'll I can't argue that, we were fortunate to get out without a scratch, maybe you're right. Look there's even my unscathed bottle of whisky on the back seat, let's shake on it and have a snort'
The scouser handed the bottle to the Manc, who took a huge swig, before handing it back. The scouser took it and screwed the top back on. 'Are you not going to have a drink?' asked the Manc. 'Nah!' said the Scouser, 'I'll just wait here for the Bizzies'

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LOL old but a good one, have heard a few other variations of it...namely its a man and a woman having the same sort of conversation:p
 
Hehe v. good :)

People from Manchester think people from Liverpool are ****s
People from Liverpool think people from Manchester are ****s
.....
When will they realise...?

[/jimmy carr] :p
 
When a visitor to Manchester came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands.

A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, "Valiant Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal."

The hero told the journalist that he wasn't from that town.

"Well, then," the reporter said, "the headline will probably say, 'Warrington Man Saves Child by Killing Dog'."

"Actually," the man said, "I'm from Liverpool."

"In that case," the reporter said in a huff, "the headline should read, 'Scouse ******* Kills Family Pet'."
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