Aramis aftershave, (completely unexpected from a Secret Santa), 3 X I litre bottles of Smirnoff, 1 X 70cl bottle of Smirnoff, 1 X 70cl bottle of Grey Goose vodka, (I’m sensing that my family have my measure).
Just as I was thinking how lucky am I, four WhatsApps came in from my four grandkids, each one saying thanks for my gift grandpa, you are the greatest and I love you to bits.
Cue jelly like feeling in my legs, followed by a gradual sinking to the sofa, an uneasy feeling in my lacrimal glands, followed by an oh so slow seepage of lacrimal fluid.
So much for the knock down drag out truck driver cum taxi driver.