I've had a worse situation. I was on a skiing holiday and had caught a stomach bug of some sort. I was at a restaurant in the evening and had that horrible rumble when you know you're going to have to have a poo quick time.
I rushed to the toilet where there were only 2 cubicles, both of which were occupied. My choices were either crap in my pants or crap in the urinal.
I've had better days tbh...
