The 'your friend is a massive liability' thread

Nitefly

Nitefly

Nitefly

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Oh dear - the hoist of the party (yours truly) has spent the last three hours tending to the man who drank far too much at his party... everyone else has since gone to snooze with their other half whilst I hold the sick bucket to the culprit :p

So, naturally, I have the laptop to keep me company.

Anybody else in this wonderful situation? :p
 
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Hit him on the head with said bucket.

Go enjoy your other half (or yourself if she's asleep). Though if she's asleep then maybe okI'llstopnow.
 
Greenlizard0 said:
Hit him on the head with said bucket.
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Sadly, he is on an island of wipable kithen surrounded by several thousand pounds worth of expansive cream carpet - I dare now let him leave said island since, although I'm 22, this is not my house!

Oh dear - I expect I'll stay up an hour and plonk him to bed, the great big git!
 
I'm not the kind to be sick,
But I'm the kind that's a relative liability when I've had a few.

Tend to rub people up the wrong way :(
 
Have you scrawled obscene things on him and posted the pictures on the web yet?

But seriously for a moment - well done for dealing with him rather than leaving him there to maybe choke to death on his own vomit.
 
Mate of mine once necked a bottle of vodka before his head tilted back and threw up all over himself. Me and another guy then carried him to the bathroom and en route he managed to projectile vomit into my mouth.

I'll tell about the time we went to the beach when I'm not typing on a phone.
 
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