There are zombies!!

V4NT0M · 28 Nov 2009 at 02:13

Hopeful thread is hopeful.

Pixel · 28 Nov 2009 at 02:16

Make sure that when you barricade yourself in a house, get up to the 1st floor and destroy the stairs (they're usually made out of wood, so it can't be too hard).

You'll need a ladder, just make sure to pull it up when you're not using it.

Tcaffeine · 28 Nov 2009 at 02:21

oh no we all going to die >>>>run -_-_-_-_-

Sharpsilver · 28 Nov 2009 at 03:08

Undoubtably the Labour Government will lose control and end up systematically carpetbombing all major cities until the population has withered down to something stupid like 0.1%.

My weapon of choice? Chainsaw or Spade.
My plan?: Fortify house with as much salvaged material as possible. Let the zombies starve.
Will it work? Probably not!

sorn21 · 28 Nov 2009 at 03:14

Destroy 'em stairs!

GRABBIN PILLS!

Sharpsilver · 28 Nov 2009 at 03:27

n1blo said:
Destroy 'em stairs!

GRABBIN PILLS!

But what if they use their bodies as a zombie/human stairwell!

We're boned.

Deific · 28 Nov 2009 at 03:29

is this for real?

cos if this is for real I need to know.

arc@css · 28 Nov 2009 at 03:31

Stock up on tins of food, once you've eaten them you can use them as missiles.

ste2005 · 28 Nov 2009 at 03:42

Deific said:
is this for real?

cos if this is for real I need to know.

Yep seen them in Leeds, staggering all over the place eating meat from dodgy places

TheSwede · 28 Nov 2009 at 03:58

ste2005 said:
Yep seen them in Leeds, staggering all over the place eating meat from dodgy places

What?!? They reached Leeds already! I better electrify the fence around work, since I am still there.. and might stay until the zombies all been electrocuted! that is if 750 direct current would do the trick against them? *starting to get slightly worried for zombie attacks*

Deific · 28 Nov 2009 at 06:11

has anyone else ever thought about smashing zombie pasty if you could be guaranteed of not being infected?

- just wondering

fieldy · 28 Nov 2009 at 08:30

Deific said:
has anyone else ever thought about smashing zombie pasty if you could be guaranteed of not being infected?

- just wondering

Quote of the year!

Morgoth · 28 Nov 2009 at 08:59

I think that any possible pleasure you could derive from said smashing would be outweighed by the chance of being bitten. You can't afford to get complacent with zombies they are preHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG.

fieldy · 28 Nov 2009 at 09:05

there is actually a small section about that in the zombie survival guide

LOAM · 28 Nov 2009 at 09:19

some people might appreciate a bit of rough

Fatpigeon · 28 Nov 2009 at 09:24

Deific said:
has anyone else ever thought about smashing zombie pasty if you could be guaranteed of not being infected?

- just wondering

I think I might use that as my new sig

4T5 · 28 Nov 2009 at 09:25

I'm going to bed so all will be quiet & then I am going to lock myself in a supermarket for the night/foreseeable future, Win !!!
Anybody that can fight there way to me during the night can tap on the side door Train station end & shout the password.
Plenty of grub & a few Reenys await. :cool:

Password = astypay of the ashymay.

oxygene · 28 Nov 2009 at 09:32

My overriding fear right now if not being able to pronounce the damn password!
My plan is to not bathe for months so I smell like the undead. Then I will be able to move among them without fear! Bathing is your enemy here people!

burns · 28 Nov 2009 at 09:33

I'm going to join the zombies. Eating people might be quite fun.

4T5 · 28 Nov 2009 at 09:33

No way Dude once the crap hits the fans if you stink I'll shoot you in the face no matter how you pronounce my password.