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There's a dead rat in my garden, what am I to do?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by EGuitarStar, Feb 22, 2020.

  1. EGuitarStar

    Mobster

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    As per the title, just noticed a large, dead rat in the middle of the garden.

    I'm very squirmish and not sure what to do. So I am turning to GD. :confused:

    1. Should I just leave it in the hope that local wildlife will dispose of it?
    2. Man up and throw it in the bin? If so, which one; General Waste or Food waste?
    3. Pick it up and sling it elsewhere?
    4. Or leave it as it is and let it rot and decompose?
    5. Let the dead rat own my garden and never go out there again?
    6. Take GD's advice?

    For those who say "pics or it didn't happen."
    [​IMG]Dead Rat RIP, on Flickr

    Mods, if this image is too much please let me know I'll remove it.
     
  2. AiiR

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    Roast it with some veggies.
     
  3. Finners

    Wise Guy

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    In your own words man up and chuck it in the general waste bin. It will go away to land fill or get burnt in a incinerator.

    Don't leave it, it's probably been poisoned so don't want another animal to come along and eat it.
     
  4. rxodium

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    Throw it in the bin. And do it now. You don't know whether a cat has done it, or it's finally succumbed to poison. And if it's poison you don't want that entering the food chain.
     
  5. Orionaut

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  6. builder22

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    7. Volley in to street or neighbours garden :p
     
  7. adam cool dude

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    Wow seriously OP! I must shovel up 20-30 dead mice and birds a year. Being a rat it might be poisoned so better put it in the bin. Most of them I just chuck down the side of the garden and let them decompose. Doesn't take long.

    Worst is when my cat leaves baby birds on the garden still alive. Had to brick them to put them out of their misery :(
     
  8. Dis86

    Capodecina

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    Brick the cat. Problem solved.
     
  9. EdwardTeach

    Mobster

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    It doesn't look dead, it just resting.

    Give it some juice and a digestive and it will walk out.
     
  10. paradigm

    Caporegime

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    This.
     
  11. mrbell1984

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    Watch it doesn’t come back alive and eat you.
     
  12. Mcnumpty2323

    Wise Guy

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    Not sure manning ups an option
    OP couldn't even go near it
    To get a decent photo lol
    Seriously though
    Get yourself a cheap pair
    Of litter/paper pickers for future situations
    Like this
    If you actually can't just pick it
    Up and bin it by hand
     
  13. Yadda

    Mobster

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    Have you tried CPR?

    Seriously though, this:
    Use a shovel or failing that, grab it through a thick bag and bin it.
     
  14. Mcnumpty2323

    Wise Guy

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    :D:D:D:D
    Lol
    That one brings back few memories
     
  15. KoN1ch1wA

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    Burn it
     
  16. Semple

    Soldato

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    lolwut? What council picks up dead animals as food waste?
     
  17. dcsarge

    Wise Guy

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    Stick+fire+ketchup=profit?
     
  18. peterwalkley

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    Is not rat, is Siberian hamster !
     
  19. Mcnumpty2323

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    Why does that make me
    Think of Terry pratchet novels
     
  20. Mcnumpty2323

    Wise Guy

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    Bloody big siberian hamster lol
    Siberian hamsters are
    The tiny grey ones I think