Things that make you laugh - without fail.

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So what jokes, lines and quotes always make you laugh no matter how many times you hear them?

Jokes, TV shows, whatever tickles your funny bone. If it's quotes please remember the OCUK no swearing rule though! :p

Seinfeld:

George "So what happened?"
Jerry "She's into it."
George "Into what?"
Jerry "The menage. And not only that. She just called me and said she talked to the roommate and the roommate's into the menage too."
George "That's unbelievable."
Jerry "Oh, it's a scene man."
George "Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?"
Jerry "What are you talking about? I'm not goin' to do it."
George "You're not goin to do it? What do you mean, You're not goin to do it?"
Jerry "I can't. I'm not an orgy guy."
George "Are you crazy? This is like discovering Plutonium ... by accident."
Jerry "Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. ... Naw, I'm not ready for it."
George "If only something like that could happen to me."
Jerry "Oh, shut up you couldn't do it either."
George "I know."

Friends: Basically the entire episode after Ross finds out that Joey and Rachel are a "thing". Particular fav includes the scene where he cooking and pulls a red hot dish from the oven and where he mentions he wants to cook.

Ross: Absolutely. (Very Squeaky.) I'm fine! Totally fine. I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky, 'cause really, (deep voice) I'm fine. I'm not saying I wasn't a little surprised to see you guys kissing. I mean, at first I was like.. (Screams.) But now that I've had time to absorb it; Lovin' this.

Joey: Ross..

Ross: It's all working out! Me & Charlie, and you two. You know what we should do?

Rachel: Calm ourselves?

Ross: No. We should all have dinner. Yes, we'll do it tomorrow night. I'll cook!!

Joey: Look, don't you think that will be a little weird?

Ross: Weird? What? What's weird? The only thing weird would be if someone didn't like Mexican food, because I'm making fajitas!! (Storms off.)

Joey: I do like fajitas.

So after I went to the trouble of googling for the quotes, what's other peoples! :)
 
the afro ninja clip on youtube never ceases to make me laugh.

Especially the clips with the bloke who opens up with I never lose, and the actual afro ninja who tries to carry on regardless of the fact that he has just knocked 7 bells out himself !!!
 
Im sure they are great if your a fan, myself i never liked friends and i fail to see how seinfeld did so well, i do however like curb your enthusiasm
 
Haha, I watched that Seinfeld episode a couple of days ago. Working my way through season 7 on the way to work, watching George turn to a wreck as his life falls apart.

You can't bring two opposite worlds together, there will be like an explosion or something :D
 
old or overweight people falling over

I know it is wrong, but it amuses me so much (as long as they are not in real pain)
 
"Right now I'm eating scrambled eggs, with a comb, from a shoe!"

From BLack Books, which is guaranteed to make me laugh, no matter which episode i watch!
 
There is an episode of How I Met Your Mother where Ted is talking to Lily about when they kissed in university and he goes:

Ted: Lily... *Pause* ... Comeon (Says it really fast)

Lily: But Ted!

Ted: Lily... *Pauses longer* ... Comeon (Says it really fast)

Lily: Ted I...

Ted: Lily... *Pauses even longer* ... Comeon (Says it really fast)

Don't know why but whenever he goes "Comeon" I crack up :p
 
I laugh at most of the friends episodes even though I have seen them loads of times, specially like the one where Joey hits Ross and they go to hosptial.

Also that advert with the laughing babies, that last babies laugh always makes me laugh lol.
 
Blackadder: "Deny everything, Baldrick."
George: "Are you Private Baldrick?"
Baldrick: "No."
George: "But you are Captain Blackadder's batman?"
Baldrick: "No."
George: "Oh, come on, Baldrick -- be a bit more helpful, it's me."
Baldrick: "No, it isn't."

:D
 
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