Wander up from there into soho in order to find a 'nice bar' etc...
You will inevitably walk past a sex shop or two - point one out, laugh etc.. - - 'hey lets go in...' don't give her time to think about it, grab her arm and go - have general banter, poke fun at the various items on sale and then leave and head to a cocktail bar - you've instantly made the date rather sexual but had fun with it and now you're getting drunk with her...
Go to the Pasty Shop in Covent Garden, purchase a suitable pasty then while looking at her intently pound it again and again with your clenched fist until it is well and truly smashed.
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