things to make you laugh in london

so first bit I want to go on the dodgems and play some old style arcade machines in the trocadero

but that's where my idea runs dry - anyone with any suggestions?

Wander up from there into soho in order to find a 'nice bar' etc...

You will inevitably walk past a sex shop or two - point one out, laugh etc.. - - 'hey lets go in...' don't give her time to think about it, grab her arm and go - have general banter, poke fun at the various items on sale and then leave and head to a cocktail bar - you've instantly made the date rather sexual but had fun with it and now you're getting drunk with her...
 
Go to the Pasty Shop in Covent Garden, purchase a suitable pasty then while looking at her intently pound it again and again with your clenched fist until it is well and truly smashed.

If she gets it you've got a keeper..

:D forget my previous post - Rich_L wins the thread! :D:D:D
 
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