Soldato
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On the subject of keys. When I lived with my parents- about 6 miles from where we live now. Parents were on holiday. Drove back home. Couldn’t find my house keys. Neighbour who has spare keys was also on holiday.
Drove back to work.Searched my locker- not there. Dropped my bag. Heard a metal clang. Keys went through a small hole in lining of bag. Hole was tiny. HTF did it make in there?
When I was 18, my mate lost his keys. I volunteered to climb over the back wall in the lane and try to get in. He said to boot in the door in if there were no windows open.
No windows open, so I kicked in the bottom panel. Just as I kicked it in, I heard "I've found my keys!". I climbed back over the wall and went around and gave him the bad news, and he moaned about the damage. We walked into his kitchen, only to find the back door undamaged. A mystery!
It turned out my count was out by one, and I'd climbed over next door and kicked in their door by accident. Oops.
I didn't go around his for a while after that.