This Instant, Moment, and Month - April 2017

ChrisD. · 1 Apr 2017 at 08:18

Well it's April Fools. Anyone been caught out so far?

What's everyone up to this weekend? I'm driving to Folkestone tonight to stay overnight in preparation for my yearly venture to Spa and the 'ring. Not excited at all!

Destination · 1 Apr 2017 at 09:41

in call queue stuck with autorepeating ' we're really sorry about the wait'
every 5 seconds, not even the awful hold music

Dis86 · 1 Apr 2017 at 09:44

Currently designing a pair of rabbit hutches...damn these rats are spoiled!

Hyburnate · 1 Apr 2017 at 10:30

I should really get out of bed

robfosters · 1 Apr 2017 at 10:31

Hyburnate said:
I should really get out of bed

Me too.

savagesam117 · 1 Apr 2017 at 10:32

The light in the toilet at work has gone off... Hoping someone will walk in so it'll turn back on!

Hyburnate · 1 Apr 2017 at 10:33

robfosters said:
Me too.

I dare you to go first!

robfosters · 1 Apr 2017 at 10:37

Just to clarify, me and Hyburnate are not in bed together.

Droolinggimp · 1 Apr 2017 at 11:51

Wifes brother moving in on a temporary basis whilst he sorts out his life. Moving in as I type. Not lifting a finger to help as I can't be bothered and have a little on to keep occupied. On a plus side, we now have an extra payer for ticket to ride later tonight. woohoo

Droolinggimp · 1 Apr 2017 at 11:52

savagesam117 said:
The light in the toilet at work has gone off... Hoping someone will walk in so it'll turn back on!

Must have a been a long dump

Dis86 · 1 Apr 2017 at 13:18

Why are some people utter idiots? Lovely day where I am so kids are playing out in the gardens, everyone has the windows wide open, washing on the lines and the moron a few houses away decides he wants to start burning a tree he's in the process of cutting down. Now half a dozen people have to rehash their clothes. Everyone's closed the windows and the kids have all gone in. What a total bell end.

Destination · 1 Apr 2017 at 13:20

First rule of fires, check the wind

Preferably none.

Abraxaz1 · 1 Apr 2017 at 15:03

God I'm getting fed up of the local druggie scumbags. Deciding to chuck their needles over security fences and now tapping them inside security bollards to try and stick you when you unlock them.

Glaucus · 1 Apr 2017 at 15:25

Would you make as much fuss if it was a BBQ, dry clothes inside and why on earth would it affect kids.

Dis86 · 1 Apr 2017 at 15:46

Glaucus said:
Would you make as much fuss if it was a BBQ, dry clothes inside and why on earth would it affect kids.

Bbqs don't smoke...

Why should dozens of other people have to dry their clothes inside because if one idiot? And why would thick smoke affect kids? Hmm...let me think...

Raymond Lin · 1 Apr 2017 at 15:52

Woke up at 12 today, missed all the April Fools jokes.

Glaucus · 1 Apr 2017 at 15:58

Bbqs do smoke and do smell.

Dis86 · 1 Apr 2017 at 16:04

Glaucus said:
Bbqs do smoke and do smell.

Charcoal is a smokeless fuel. Gas Bbqs also don't produce smoke.

I also can't believe you're comparing a BBQ to a bonfire. Lol

Glaucus · 1 Apr 2017 at 16:05

Dis86 said:
Charcoal is a smokeless fuel. Gas Bbqs also don't produce smoke.

Oh dearz what do many people add, wood for smoke.
What does everyone add food, which drips fat and smokes.

BBQ both smoke and smell. You can always smell when people have a BBQ and it does smell out the house etc.

Dis86 · 1 Apr 2017 at 16:07

Glaucus said:
Oh dearz what do many people add, wood for smoke.
What does everyone add food, which drips fat and smokes.

BBQ both smoke and smell. You can always smell when people have a BBQ and it does smell out the house etc.

Have you ever seen a bonfire before? You're comparing a bit of burning grease to 10ft flames...

** This Instant, Moment, and Month - April 2017 **

This Instant, Moment, and Month - April 2017